F.A.O Koi or other mods. with special powers.

[sv1000spilot]

The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American (YETI), who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 minutes which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state. And now living in the UK.....

[BUSHWHACKER]

How fast does a Zebra have to run before it turns grey?

[greecysurf]

and kicking on this thread

Like a, mule,

[MattF]

How fast does a Zebra have to run before it turns grey?

[sv1000spilot]

In 1471, a chicken in Basel, Switzerland, was accused of being 'a devil in disguise' after laying a brightly colored egg. The chicken stood trial, was found guilty and burned at the stake.

[greecysurf]

How fast does a Zebra have to run before it turns grey?

About 90 light years, should be pretty grey by then,

[sv1000spilot]

The police drama, Miami Vice, stormed the American TV scene in late 1980s and became an instant success. The action scenes and celebrity cast resulted in each weekly episode costing about $1.5 million dollars. The fact that went unnoticed was that the budget of the real Miami Police Vice department was only $1.2 million -- for the whole year.

[greecysurf]

In 1471, a chicken in Basel, Switzerland, was accused of being 'a devil in disguise' after laying a brightly colored egg. The chicken stood trial, was found guilty and burned at the stake.

Sounds like Roman Polanski,

[sv1000spilot]

How fast does a Zebra have to run before it turns grey?

Is it a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes??

[sv1000spilot]

In high school, Robin Williams was voted "Least Likely to Succeed."

[sv1000spilot]

In Texas it is illegal to have sex with a fish, in Florida it is illegal to get a fish drunk, and N.Carolina thought both laws were good so in NC it is illegal to have sex with a drunk fish .

[greecysurf]

Everyone does dumb things when they're kids. My dumbest decision was almost a life-altering event. At that time, caps were readily available. For the youngsters in the audience, caps are tiny explosive charges sold for use in toy guns. Squeeze the trigger and a striker hits the cap, making it explode.

I had a pack of caps that were individually 'printed' on adhesive-backed paper. Having experimented with using a hammer to detonate 'em, in true dumb-kid fashion I moved on to super-size it. I stacked the caps an inch and a half high, knelt down on the sidewalk and hit the stack with a 2-pound ball-peen hammer.
The resulting explosion kicked the hammer back clear to my shoulder, missing my fragile young face by inches. No harm except for a bruise on the shoulder and ringing ears, but an alarming near miss none the less. Sometimes I wonder how any human male survives childhood.

By needing to learn that was wrong by scaring the shit out of themselves, but having fun doing it, just think what would not have been, had some of the brainiest people around, not been stupid,

[sv1000spilot]

According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. The offense was punishable by hanging.

[greecysurf]

In Texas it is illegal to have sex with a fish, in Florida it is illegal to get a fish drunk, and N.Carolina thought both laws were good so in NC it is illegal to have sex with a drunk fish .

For god sake man, stop carping on about it.

[sv1000spilot]

For god sake man, stop carping on about it.