F.A.O Koi or other mods. with special powers.

[evildwarf]

Your catching me up

looks like i'm going to have to start posting even more crap

it will take some doing to catch you on that score even for an plastic bubble

[sv1000spilot]

Since 1978, at least 37 people have died as a result of shaking vending machines, in an attempt to get free merchandise. More than 100 have been injured

[sv1000spilot]

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

[greecysurf]

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people

Wonder how that affects ambidextrious people,

[sv1000spilot]

One click of a mouse burns 0.0000024kcals of energy, so if you eat a chocolate bar you'll need to click your mouse 765,551,000 times to burn it off.

[greecysurf]

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

I know quite a few donkeys, the way they drive it would'nt surprise me.

[sv1000spilot]

It takes a week to make a jelly bean.

[greecysurf]

One click of a mouse burns 0.0000024kcals of energy, so if you eat a chocolate bar you'll need to click your mouse 765,551,000 times to burn it off.

Best you get clicking,

[sv1000spilot]

No one knows why, but 90 percent of women who walk into a department store immediately turn to the right.

[stormforce]

you pair of whores ...

[greecysurf]

It takes a week to make a jelly bean.

And about 2 seconds to shit one,

[sv1000spilot]

In 1992, 5,840 people checked into U.S. emergency rooms with 'pillow-related injuries.'

[BioHazard]

URBAN LEGEND! The Arizona Highway Patrol were mystified when they came upon a pile of smoldering wreckage embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The metal debris resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it turned out to be the vaporized remains of an automobile. The make of the vehicle was unidentifiable at the scene.

The folks in the lab finally figured out what it was, and pieced together the events that led up to its demise.
It seems that a former Air Force sergeant had somehow got hold of a JATO (Jet Assisted Take-Off) unit. JATO units are solid fuel rockets used to give heavy military transport airplanes an extra push for take-off from short airfields.
Dried desert lakebeds are the location of choice for breaking the world ground vehicle speed record. The sergeant took the JATO unit into the Arizona desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. He attached the JATO unit to his car, jumped in, accelerated to a high speed, and fired off the rocket.
The facts, as best as could be determined, are as follows:
The operator was driving a 1967 Chevy Impala. He ignited the JATO unit approximately 3.9 miles from the crash site. This was established by the location of a prominently scorched and melted strip of asphalt. The vehicle quickly reached a speed of between 250 and 300 mph and continued at that speed, under full power, for an additional 20-25 seconds. The soon-to-be pilot experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog-fighting F-14 jocks under full afterburners.
The Chevy remained on the straight highway for approximately 2.6 miles (15-20 seconds) before the driver applied the brakes, completely melting them, blowing the tires, and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface. The vehicle then became airborne for an additional 1.3 miles, impacted the cliff face at a height of 125 feet, and left a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock.
Most of the driver's remains were not recovered; however, small fragments of bone, teeth, and hair were extracted from the crater, and fingernail and bone shards were removed from a piece of debris believed to be a portion of the steering wheel.

Ironically a still-legible bumper sticker was found, reading
"How do you like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT."







http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html

[greecysurf]

No one knows why, but 90 percent of women who walk into a department store immediately turn to the right.

Lingerie, first floor right,

[sv1000spilot]

In 1990, a 64-year old Hartsville, Tennessee, woman entered a hospital for surgery for what doctors diagnosed as a tumor on her buttocks. What surgeons found, however, was a four-inch pork chop bone, which they removed. They estimated that it had been in place for five to ten years. The woman could not remember sitting on it, or eating it, for that matter.