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TV Licensing's top 10 excuses: 1. "A pigeon fell down the chimney and broke the aerial so I have bad reception." 2. "My 11-year-old son must have bought the TV during the night. It wasn't there when I went to bed." 3. "My payment card's been stuck in the washing machine so I can't pay." 4. "I've not paid due to my shop only accepting £5 and £10 notes and I haven't got any of those." 5. "I've not been making payments as a baby magpie flew into my house and I had to stay in and feed it until it was ok." 6. "I only use the TV to keep the horses company and one of them is blind so I should only pay half if I have to pay at all." 7. "I can't get the TV out of the box - can you help me?" 8. "My dog watches it when I'm at work to keep him company - not me." 9. "My mum told me to tell you she's not in." 10. "I've not bought a licence as I dreamt I didn't have to and the saying is you've to follow your dreams."
Hey Trev, no squirrels or fruit bats.......your slipping
Oi SV you been drinking sea water again? it's no good down souff of the river try bottled water and they are some lame excuses
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