Funny ebay listing

[Phantom]

Damn out bid again got to stop now coz its my anniversary and we are on our second bottle of shampoo. The last time I did this I woke up to find I had bid 5k on a mkll escort, luckily I got outbid Bev would have slaughtered me.

[johnd]

ask the seller some questions it make more people look

[Jonny77]

Wow! I didnt expect it to go this well! thanks for bidding everyone!
I have just about managed to answer all the questions so far, keep em coming!

[Highlander1]

good luck fella nice to read the funny section just the kind of light hearted approach that's required.