If the BNP...

[Apache]

... had a roof mounted spare tyre, and tried to take off from a conveyor belt, would they :-

a) Be better buying their spares from Roughtrax?
b) Take off?
c) Fall over?
d) Press the red button?

[biosurf]

[biosurf]

To clarify the terms of the riddle, are we assuming that at any given time at least half of them are saluting therefore causing a certain amount of drag?

[biosurf]

Also is the ECT on?
Have they used 4wd on tarmac? (is the surf a third gen?)

Are there any burning crosses nearby to cause a helpful updraft?

[Apache]

Assume the Nazi salute centre of lift is approximately at the elbow, which means a rearward CoG, and pitch instability.

[hiroler]

Do They Have Arb Removed!!!!

[Phantom]

MTs or ATs?

[greecysurf]

2.4 or 3.0, auto or manual.

[stormforce]

What size tyres are fitted and is there a snorkel aswell

[Maverick]

... had a roof mounted spare tyre, and tried to take off from a conveyor belt, would they :-

a) Be better buying their spares from Roughtrax?
b) Take off?
c) Fall over?
d) Press the red button?

a) Yes
b) No
c) No
d) Always

[Apache]

They are on 35" mud tyres (even though they do most of their mileage on the road they think the muds make them look 'ard)

Both ARBs are removed, and its a 2.4.

It'll barely move, let alone take off!

[mickyd]

veg oil or pump diesel?

[biosurf]

veg oil or pump diesel?

After a brief internal battle I have decided not to post an exceptionally bad taste response to this...

[MattF]

After a brief internal battle I have decided not to post an exceptionally bad taste response to this...

Coward.

[biosurf]

Coward.

Oy! I resemble that comment.