If my body was a car!

[Surf01]

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

[Brummie]

If my body was a car they would scrap it

[MUD MUNCHER]

If my body was a car they would scrap it

same here

[Predictable Bob]

If I were a horse I'd have been dogfood 11 years ago ........

[Bibs]

My ECU is playin up an my thermostat is joinin it..... just scrap me now

[darkdezigns]

My ECU is playin up an my thermostat is joinin it..... just scrap me now

bibs,its called the change

[John h]

Could I get a Government scrappage grant ?

[Bibs]

bibs,its called the change

ha ha ha lol - u may be right, gettin old now

[Predictable Bob]

bibs,its called the change

It can't be - if it was she'd have screamed a denial at 135 decibels, ripped your liver out with her bare hands, removed your parts the same way and stuffed them in your mouth !!!!

[Bibs]

It can't be - if it was she'd have screamed a denial at 135 decibels, ripped your liver out with her bare hands, removed your parts the same way and stuffed them in your mouth !!!!

Been there an got the tshirt eh?

[MattF]

ha ha ha lol - u may be right, gettin old now

Old my arse woman. Women always have dodgy thermostats. They wouldn't be such icy bleeders if it worked okay.

[Predictable Bob]

Been there an got the tshirt eh?

Not yet BUT we've been married 31 years and I've experienced 'erratic' behaviour on a regular basis for all of that time ......

PS
It's a damned good job she doesn't go on here !

[Bibs]

Old my arse woman. Women always have dodgy thermostats. They wouldn't be such icy bleeders if it worked okay.

Not yet BUT we've been married 31 years and I've experienced 'erratic' behaviour on a regular basis for all of that time ......

PS
It's a damned good job she doesn't go on here !

you guys....ha ha