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    Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway

    -but the Hershey Man will know! YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH




    This is pretty neat.

    DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
    It takes less than a minute .
    Work this out as you read .
    Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
    This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.



    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)




    2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)





    3. Add 5





    4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator





    5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
    If you haven't, add 1758.





    6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.






    You should have a three digit number









    The first digit of this was your original number
    (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).










    The next two numbers are

    YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

    THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
    If it aint broke, keep goin' till it is.

  • #2
    It will work every year. The only two variables in the equation are your year of birth and the number you though of so it's no great surprise that they are the results. (pushes glasses back up nose and returns to new scientist magazine).

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    • #3
      Holy sh*t, who thought of that.

      BRILIANT.
      If its not broke don't fix it.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Sancho View Post
        It will work every year. The only two variables in the equation are your year of birth and the number you though of so it's no great surprise that they are the results. (pushes glasses back up nose and returns to new scientist magazine).
        Well i thought it was good [wipes arse with paper & returns to reading viz]
        Last edited by si tate; 1 April 2009, 22:53.
        If its not broke don't fix it.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Sancho View Post
          It will work every year. The only two variables in the equation are your year of birth and the number you though of so it's no great surprise that they are the results. (pushes glasses back up nose and returns to new scientist magazine).
          OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! you are clever!!!
          Carefull Brains, someone might cut your strings,
          If it aint broke, keep goin' till it is.

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          • #6
            There's only one constant in that equation.

            Hershey chocolate tastes like dog vomit.
            Cutting steps in the roof of the world

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Apache View Post
              There's only one constant in that equation.

              Hershey chocolate tastes like dog vomit.
              Totally agree with that, its like those really cheap easter eggs you used to get from your relatives, you know the ones, 5 for a quid.

              YUK.............
              If its not broke don't fix it.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Apache View Post
                There's only one constant in that equation.

                Hershey chocolate tastes like dog vomit.
                Never tried dog vomit, or Hershey chocks.
                If it aint broke, keep goin' till it is.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Apache View Post
                  There's only one constant in that equation.

                  Hershey chocolate tastes like dog vomit.
                  That's true too.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by si tate View Post
                    Well i thought it was good [wipes arse with paper & returns to reading viz]

                    10 out of 10 for that one

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