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' You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.' -
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I thought this was the drive-in donut shop 
Look out Eastbourne, the Pandas are coming ! -
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"Well Chief, you see as a highly trained pursuit driver i remained in control of my vehicle at all times, and was driving wholly within mine and my vehicles capabilities, when this incompetent #### in an armchair failed to give way and drove his bungalow straight into my path."=========
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santas blinged his sleigh i can hear sirensSay not always what you know, but always know what you say.
My 4x4
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Braking and entering...Too old to care, young enough to rememberComment
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I think this oficer of the law, will receve a frosty reception !!Comment
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just poped home...forgot to open the curtainsDid I mention I have a BLUE one
Tony
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As mum walks into kids bedroom "Christ i knew you said Grand theft auto was realistic but no more playstation for you...."__________________
Back in the day BabyComment
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When I said I fancied a jam butty on the sofa for supper, this isnt what I had in mind!!No matter how bad it gets, if you're still alive it's just another bad day.Comment
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