Caption time

[logey79]

I SAID (BIOHAZARD) ON THE LEFT BEHIND IAN (£50 SPECIAL).

ON THE RIGHT WE HAVE

JOHN (THE CARETAKER) BEHIND MARK (THE A.S.B.O BIKER).


GOT IT NOW ####HEAD.

i may b a p1sshead but....hi have no point but....you pink overalled poof!!!!!!!! love ya stein!!!

[yoshie]

Phil takes delivery of mum Peggy's new hair dryer.

[blakarm]

What is it?

[Albannach]

"I can't believe nobody else has put a Focus engine in a Surf!"

[blakarm]

Ive got my 4skin caught in the hoist.

[Antony_James]

" Right lads, there's definately something missing "

[thecaretaker]

wow what is this ? i know its a engine now where did we put that truck too ? i know we cut it up to get it out hahahaha

[JUDWAK]

Best one gets a rusty bolt

is that all she fetched back?

[tintin]

" I like the blue colour but the wheels definately need to be more blingy"

Al

[BioHazard]

It will never fly with that propeller

[MudSurfer]

"Yeah, it was one of them lucky dip things at the fair - gutted really, I wanted the spongebob soft toy..."

Or

As the conker season came to an end, the Olympic Gold medalists agreed that their plan, while cunning, did net them a lot of medals....

Or

The world's biggest bodylift experiment went a bit wrong...

[captain_chaos]

This is all we could find of the last person to follow the Yeti onto the plains

[RodLeach]

"Bios enema whilst successful yeilded some shocking results "

[nero279]

"Now if i can just get to that last ###### bolt i'll have the starter motor swapped over in just a jiffy"

[surfenstein]

and now for my next trick........watch as the rest of the truck magically appears from my backside.