The Fine Line Between Hobby & Mental Illness....

[MattF]

Ok, its weird at the best of times. But in the UK that is wet, muddy and generally all the conditions which are going to mean that the only time its clean is when its in your garage so whats the point?

Simple answer. Knowing that there is one thing you can look at and know that it is untainted by the sloppiness and imperfection that 99.9% of people seem to think is acceptable.

[Albannach]

Simple answer. Knowing that there is one thing you can look at and know that it is untainted by the sloppiness and imperfection that 99.9% of people seem to think is acceptable.

I get that feeling every morning when I look in the mirror...

[MattF]

I get that feeling every morning when I look in the mirror...

In your dreams.

[adpsimpson]

the sloppiness and imperfection that 99.9% of people seem to think is acceptable.

Maybe that's an indication that, well, it's acceptable?

[MattF]

Maybe that's an indication that, well, it's acceptable?

Just because 99.9% of society says that something is the 'norm' does not mean that it is correct. Most people do have a rather annoying sheep type nature. That does not mean all people are sheep.

[adpsimpson]

Just because 99.9% of society says that something is the 'norm' does not mean that it is correct. Most people do have a rather annoying sheep type nature. That does not mean all people are sheep.

I'm beginning to wonder if you use 100% distilled water in one bucket with a mix of 50% hot and 50% distilled water in the other, obviously with grit protectors, when you pre-wash your car too?

[Gaspode]

Dear god, I wonder if he ever actually drives it, if it was an Aston Martin then I could understand it, but a flippin Astra..... I dont care what legendary track its named after, its still an Astra in a party frock..

I just want to throw mud at it, just to tick him off...





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[yoshie]

The point you all missed. He found two mates with cameras who help ffs!!!!!!!

[adpsimpson]

I just want to throw mud at it, just to tick him off...

I wouldn't mind using a big greasy old fly swat with a nice sideways swipe to get as many as possible of those flies on the roof with a single shot:



It'd be doing him a favour, right?

[laser_jock99]

I might do my own one. Materials: Sponge, old bucket out of the garden, washing up liquid, tap water, hose.

1. The bucket was filled with some parts washing up liquid to more parts water.

2. The solution was dabbed unenthusiastically against the car until everything was nice and foamy

3. The filthy liquid in the bucket was tossed over the top of the car

4. The residue was washed off using the hose

5. The dog was sprayed using the hose

6. The sponge was placed in the bucket, which was left in the garden

7. The hose was left connected to the tap and piled up quite near it

8. A cup of tea was consumed.

Way too much agro...

1) Drive in mud.

2) Drive in water.



Job done!

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Are we sitting comfortably ?

Because you haven't seen anything yet !

and for his next trick

http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/foru...ighlight=dyson

[laser_jock99]

Are we sitting comfortably ?

Because you haven't seen anything yet !

and for his next trick

http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/foru...ighlight=dyson

....mmm definately due for a Phsyciatric Report.

[Vagrant No2]

I assume he is not on a water meter then . If I saw some knob covering a car in 'snow' I would think he had used to much fairy liquid in his bucket .
Complete sado , I'm off to count my pubic hair collection .

[Apache]

I bet that guy is a hoot to have a night out in the pub with!

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

There are advantages to his behaviour..........

The missus will NEVER ask you twice to do the washing up