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    Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

    Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone Else To Hold The Vegetables While You Chop.

    Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The Toilet Seat By Using The Sink

    For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed For A Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins. Remember To Use A Timer.

    A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You From Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The Snooze Button.

    If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. You'll Be Afraid To Cough.

    You Only Need Two Tools In Life - Wd-40 And Gaffer Tape. If It Doesn't Move And Should, Use The Wd-40. If It Shouldn't Move And Does, Use The Gaffer Tape.

    If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical Problem.

    Some People Are Like Slinkies - Not Really Good For Anything But They Bring A Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs.
    Time is an illusion.
    Lunchtime doubly so.

  • #2
    some good ones there mate, made me chuckle
    www.cnpbetterhomes.co.uk

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    • #3
      They are great......
      ' You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.'

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      • #4
        very funny,ian do you think lurch would fall into the last catergory.????
        www.overfab.uk

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        • #5
          Originally posted by surfenstein View Post
          very funny,ian do you think lurch would fall into the last catergory.????
          YEP
          ' You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.'

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          • #6
            Originally posted by BioHazard View Post
            YEP
            Tell you what Tiny Tim, i will push Ian down the stairs at work, to see what its like then i will try it. Will that be ok Tiny Tim...................
            Working at last.......

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