Well, its over

[surfenstein]

Did'nt wear it in the end, lent it too my daughter cos i'm not a drawf..........

neither am i you buffoon,im a little person.

[BioHazard]

neither am i you buffoon,im a little person.

But ford calls you Gollum

[melons]

Well if the truth be known I had to let out a couple of the darts beneath the chest area so his beer belly could fit in it

Hopefully if you wear it with a belt the saggy material shouldn't look too bad.

[surfenstein]

But ford calls you Gollum

yea well ford can go eat s..t.

[POPEYE]

Thank god he's going back to work, I don't have him cluttering the house up anymore. You can suffer his exotic smells - haha he is busy manufacturing them as we speak....you've got roast beef flavour tomorrow

He makes his own perfume then, a hobby of his is it?

[melons]

Yes, he likes to be creative

[surfenstein]

he should bottle it,he could make a killing,litterally.

[melons]

He uses these gases to aid manufacture of his sloe gin, whoops i shouldn't have mentioned that!

[BioHazard]

Fizzy sloe gin .........how novel

[melons]

Gets you ####ed quicker the bubbles

[surfenstein]

He uses these gases to aid manufacture of his sloe gin, whoops i shouldn't have mentioned that!

god i think im gonna be sick.................

[BioHazard]

god i think im gonna be sick.................

just worked out how much you had ...........about a litre..........

[surfenstein]

just worked out how much you had ...........about a litre..........

what gin.or bio gas.........

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

what gin.or bio gas.........

Both - gawd help you !

[surfenstein]

Both - gawd help you !

so it wasnt the gin that gave me a bad head it was bottom gas.