Muppetts mark two

[Maverick]

Just received a call from home asking if the delivery from Milners was fragile (filter kit).
She's just got home to find it on the back patio, which means the courier has lobbed it over a six foot gate. To make matters worse the instructions were that if no one was in it was to be left in the cat house (we've done this before), which the courier walked past to get to the back gate.

[Ava_Banana]

Your cat........has a house?

[Sancho]

Your cat........has a house?

I think he means a brothel???

[BUSHWHACKER]

I think he means a brothel???

Nah, you're thinking of a chicken ranch.


Anyway, If the package wasn't signed for, say it never arrived. Works for me, muppets!

[Maverick]

Your cat........has a house?

Yes

The ferrel cats have their own little house alongside the side of the house.
The house cat shuns the cat house in preference to laying infront of the wood burner (if it can find any room that the dogs arn't taking up).