its christmas

[JUDWAK]

i know its christmas coz everything gose wrong about this time of year
i got my own chinese water tortcher going on
i have water dripping down most the lights on the lower floors
and the cellings up stairs have lots of cool looking dripps on em
nice bit is
electric's still on
the water is turned off
the stairs has just been plasted no water there too
the bed room is dry
and
i have quite a good tune going on with the drips in the buckets
wicked

the headrer tank has just not stoped running at this time of night
given me a nice water ballard tho

i feel a right drip

[JUDWAK]

ohhh to top off my day
the dogs got the farts
and they are mean

[Apache]

I was in the pub tonight, and the glass-washer blew up, with smoke and everything!

Against my advice, the barman replaced the fuse, reset the breaker and blew it up all over again with smoke AND flames this time! Thankfully, a bottle of mineral water put it out.

[BUSHWHACKER]

ohhh to top off my day
the dogs got the farts
and they are mean

Light a candle and place it near his arse, at least it'll dry the room out.

[BUSHWHACKER]

I was in the pub tonight, and the glass-washer blew up, with smoke and everything!

Against my advice, the barman replaced the fuse, reset the breaker and blew it up all over again with smoke AND flames this time! Thankfully, a bottle of mineral water put it out.

I don't believe you.

[JUDWAK]

I was in the pub tonight, and the glass-washer blew up, with smoke and everything!

Against my advice, the barman replaced the fuse, reset the breaker and blew it up all over again with smoke AND flames this time! Thankfully, a bottle of mineral water put it out.

bet that was daft to see hehe

about 6 years ago 1 cleaned a light fitting at work while it was on
i was shocked about 5 times
then i dryed it and got 2 more
my gaffer was laffing his head off
i did not even think about what i was doing i just kept going till it was done
you may laff
but he asked me why clean it whiles its on and then dry it after all that
i throught we had to do them all like that
safe to say he did not let me near much after that

no idea what i was thinking at the time

[JUDWAK]

Light a candle and place it near his arse, at least it'll dry the room out.

[Apache]

I don't believe you.

What, you dont believe I was in the pub?

[Apache]

bet that was daft to see hehe

about 6 years ago 1 cleaned a light fitting at work while it was on
i was shocked about 5 times
then i dryed it and got 2 more
my gaffer was laffing his head off
i did not even think about what i was doing i just kept going till it was done
you may laff
but he asked me why clean it whiles its on and then dry it after all that
i throught we had to do them all like that
safe to say he did not let me near much after that

no idea what i was thinking at the time

Are you Homer Simpson?

I'm thinking about the episode when he was trying to get free cable TV... hehehe

[BUSHWHACKER]

What, you dont believe I was in the pub?

Hehehe!! yeah, you don't seem the drinking type.

[JUDWAK]

it is one of my dumbest moments

[BUSHWHACKER]

Are you Homer Simpson?

I'm thinking about the episode when he was trying to get free cable TV... hehehe

Sounds more like the Channel 4 program link doohicky where there's a six pack of Duff on the power lines.

[Apache]

Hehehe!! yeah, you don't seem the drinking type.

Well, it is Christmas!

Works 'do' tomorrow. Free beer all day, so I guess there might be some incoherent ranting tomorrow night

[Apache]

Sounds more like the Channel 4 program link doohicky where there's a six pack of Duff on the power lines.

Homer electrocutes himself regularly though...

"Lets try the red one... WWHHAAAAOOOOHHHAAAHHAAAA!!!!!! "

"OK... yellow then... AAAAARRRRGHHHOOOHHHHAAAAAAARRR RAAAAA!!!!"

"Must be blue...RRRRARAARRRRRAAAAHHHH!! !!!!"

(Falls off power pole in a smoking heap)

[BUSHWHACKER]

Well, it is Christmas!

Works 'do' tomorrow. Free beer all day, so I guess there might be some incoherent ranting tomorrow night

WooHoo!!