.and the next in the 'you couldn't make it up'

[BUSHWHACKER]

catagory.........
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081120/...e-3fd0ae9.html

[surf-wejd]

Did you know that in Germany it’s not illegal to plane or to actually break out of prison!!!
If I ever got locked up I would hope it’s in Germany cus I would be planning and trying to get out all the time and have no consequences

[caney]

diffo story if it was a compactor type truck.

[captain_chaos]

So no one counted the inmates back in after their shift had finished?

[POPEYE]

The slackness in some of these nicks is frightening, i watched real prison breaks the other evening, these three aussi inmates managed to pinch the gargage truck after duffing up the driver, trouble was they could'nt get it out of first gear, crashed the main gate at full revs and 10 mph and about 50 yards up the road the engine blew up, whereon they scattered and were promptly rounded up, dickheads