Top Gear

[Cant Get Right]

New Series on now, oh i love this programme

[TobyJug]

it was superb.....

[Cant Get Right]

Funny as ----

[sv1000spilot]

Bo11ocks..............missed it







































glad iv'e got iPlayer

[da SLUG man]

i'm going to complain that they kept refering to lorry drivers as prostitute murderers!!...

i'm sure prostitute murderers came first!... driving was just a handy profession for them to get into!!

and besides... you hear of far more transexual drivers.

[BUSHWHACKER]

Are you a Lorryist?

[da SLUG man]

Are you a Lorryist?

you calling me a transexual?

[BUSHWHACKER]

you calling me a transexual?

Nah, I've met you a couple of times, you couldn't pull it off. I think it's the way you hold a fag.

[Albannach]

Nah, I've met you a couple of times, you couldn't pull it off. I think it's the way you hold a fag.

Fag? You mean he holds gay people in a funny way?

[da SLUG man]

Fag? You mean he holds gay people in a funny way?

anyway you want me to.

[mark g8awo]

rumor has it one in three lorry drivers bash for the other side




Im a lesbian for the record

[Gamedawn]

That explains why Sumo walks like that

[sumo]

That explains why Sumo walks like that

I'm an EX lorryist and anyway Iv'e had an opperation thats why I walk like wot I do

[gwh200]

on motorway cops one night, a lorry driver refused to gaet out of his cab for the police, who were trying to arrest him. the reason he didnt want to get out was he was wearing not trousers..oh no.......he was wearing a stunning pair of stockings and high heels !!

i very nearly weed meself

[roylittle0]

on motorway cops one night, a lorry driver refused to gaet out of his cab for the police, who were trying to arrest him. the reason he didnt want to get out was he was wearing not trousers..oh no.......he was wearing a stunning pair of stockings and high heels !!

i very nearly weed meself

And the problem is..................?