Whats a good pressie for your BD?

[Mike66]

Ok I think its time to swop the wife in for a new model !!!

She got me a session with a pt instructor at the gym. ffs
I thought ok nice looking lady ........she was ex army pt instructor ,thought i was going to die !!!!

damn im done in !!!!

[da SLUG man]

i used to do karate a few years back (when i was fit!)...

it was all really good fun, until it came to the grading... the examiner led our warm ups etc and the black belt fellas were in the same room as us with less experience....

he went bit too far cos i actually puked everywhere!!.... luckily i wasn't the only one!!

[wishbone]

You can always get your own back by buying her an exercise bike for Christmas...

' well honey thought you could shed a few pounds '



Rob.

[rambling angler]

You can always get your own back by buying her an exercise bike for Christmas...

' well honey thought you could shed a few pounds '



Rob.

if you like hospital food

[Mike66]

You can always get your own back by buying her an exercise bike for Christmas...

' well honey thought you could shed a few pounds '



Rob.

i already thought about it lol for about0.0001 of a second ........my life wouldnt be worth living.

Im only allowed to give presents that sparkle lol

[rambling angler]

i already thought about it lol for about0.0001 of a second ........my life wouldnt be worth living.

Im only allowed to give presents that sparkle lol

Silver bullet?

[wishbone]

Silver bullet?

LOL

Nice.
Rob.

[MattF]

Im only allowed to give presents that sparkle lol

Get her some Stardrops and tell her it's to make the house sparkle.

[BUSHWHACKER]

Pearl necklace?

[wishbone]

How about some Diamante washing up gloves ?

Lets her know who's boss and says 'I love you'

[rambling angler]

Pearl necklace?

shocked:

[RodLeach]

Pearl necklace?

Ohhh to be innocent again eh!


I'd be pretty chuffed with some guitar strings right about now!!

[Albannach]

What's a BD?

[BUSHWHACKER]

What's a BD?

Big dog?

[MattF]

Ohhh to be innocent again eh!

Please say that he didn't really mean that and that it's just your warped mind at work?