Stick a broom up me ....

[BioHazard]

"Some people say he carved his own spoon - from a bigger spoon..."

And prunes the rose bush .............WITH HIS TEETH

[pops]

our next dor neighbour is a dog groomer / dog sitter... Mrs Slug has a dog for a few hours to look after (it just lays on the sofa)... does a bit of ironing for her and last week, wrote her Xmas cards!...
she's also cleaning the other neighbours house once a week.

she's absolutely raking it in!!...

(i want a job like that!!)

you sure you know what ironing is matt