Stick a broom up me ....

[Vagrant No2]

and I will sweep the floor aswell .
Well I will as I now got a second job as a Caretaker for the village hall . Jointly doing this job with Tam . Hope this will help with running costs as everyone knows things are getting harder for us all in this country. Funny thing is it pays more per hour then my full time job !!

[BioHazard]

Nice to see you fitting into country life

[Vagrant No2]

Nice to see you fitting into country life

Oi ! I ain't 'Pushing Donkey' yet !!

[BioHazard]

Oi ! I ain't 'Pushing Donkey' yet !!

I'd worry if the sheep run towards you when you walked into the field

[Vagrant No2]

I'd worry if the sheep run towards you when you walked into the field

They got their own welly boots on their back legs ready for me .

[BioHazard]

Have you got the dear antlers on the grill of the first gen yet..........

Knowing you you got a Moose

[Gamedawn]

Have you got the dear antlers on the grill of the first gen yet..........

Knowing you you got a Moose

Didn't know mice had antlers - must be a Norfolk thing

[BioHazard]

There meeece

[MattF]

They got their own welly boots on their back legs ready for me .

I can never keep a straight face when I think about that pearl of wisdom.

[Apache]

You need a fresh deer roped to the bonnet, a cap with ear flaps, and a gun rack on the back of the truck.

[BioHazard]

and playing a Banjo

[Tiger]

and I will sweep the floor aswell .
Well I will as I now got a second job as a Caretaker for the village hall . Jointly doing this job with Tam . Hope this will help with running costs as everyone knows things are getting harder for us all in this country. Funny thing is it pays more per hour then my full time job !!

Would you pop round and cut my grass once a week as well

[mckirdy-services]

and whittling

[Apache]

"Some people say he carved his own spoon - from a bigger spoon..."

[da SLUG man]

our next dor neighbour is a dog groomer / dog sitter... Mrs Slug has a dog for a few hours to look after (it just lays on the sofa)... does a bit of ironing for her and last week, wrote her Xmas cards!...
she's also cleaning the other neighbours house once a week.

she's absolutely raking it in!!...

(i want a job like that!!)