Ohhh... you dumb sh*t!!!

[Apache]

Aha!

Wasn't too bad at all really. Four and a half hours total, and I was in the cubicle for at least an hour.

A lot better than when I broke my ribs 5 years ago. Got there about 11pm, gave up and came home about 5:30am next day after finding out it would be at least 9am before they saw me.

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

OUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One good thing though Andy, it's ruddy good job you weren't going for a pee

[MattF]

OUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One good thing though Andy, it's ruddy good job you weren't going for a pee

Does one oft take a scalpel to the bog with them then Trev?

[Apache]

Is Trev Jewish then?

[MattF]

Is Trev Jewish then?

If not, he'll be as close as shortly, (no pun intended), by the sounds of it.

[Diezel Weazel]

Sorry to hear of ya misshap Andy ...n ya didn't spoil any stickers did ya ??
(good job ya not alerjic to Red eh) Get well soon n speedy recovery Mate ....

ps .Did ya put it in the Accident Book ?

There's always a Payback .... Ya just never ever see it Comin !!!!

[MattF]

Get well soon n speedy recovery Mate ....

He's only sliced his finger, not lost a limb. Crikey, a bit of pain ne'er hurt nob'dy. T'is a mere scratch.

[Apache]

and there's no blood on the stickers I was doing thank god! (though there is a good splatter pattern across my bench!)

Thanks for your concern though.

If I had lost a limb, Matt would still be saying "Bah! pull yourself together man! Up here we have a spadefull of hot gravel for breakfast if we're lucky!"

[RodLeach]

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Does one oft take a scalpel to the bog with them then Trev?

Blame it on Sainsbury's crap bogpaper perferations

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Is Trev Jewish then?

I like bacon butties so that no chance of being a 4 by 2

[Surf01]

More importantly, are you able to hold a beer in your hand? If so, we will see you at the Nags Head this Friday at about 6pm. My missus will be with me as she normally drives back!

[BioHazard]

get some Kevlar gloves .......they even blunt scalpel blades
















Blo0dy amateures ......think they know about health and saftey

[Apache]

I will test my beer holding ability tonight, and will probably be in the Nags tomorrow when you say.

Just look for someone with a bandage on their left index finger, and a black 'hilux surf' URL T-Shirt.

[Surf01]

I will be wearing a white top / green collar with Rhodesia on the left hand side. Too warm to wear South African rugby top at present.
Is Vikki coming up with you as perhaps her and my missus can have chat together?