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Originally posted by Bibs View PostKnow the feelin' Shame its so far away - would love to come down. Post lots of pics an enjoy.
It should be good! I need to work out what days im getting there.
In fact, it had better be good! i think its going to cost a fortune in diesel
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Originally posted by RodLeach View PostJump on the train bibs!!
It should be good! I need to work out what days im getting there.
In fact, it had better be good! i think its going to cost a fortune in dieselHow can I be lost when I've got no where to go
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nearest mainline station is paddock wood, looking on the hopfarm website (www.thehopfarm.co.uk) there may be a courtesy bus, but i can pick you up if necessary as long as i can get out, (sounds like there might not be any car movements allowed on site during the event for insurance purposes or something) shouldn't be a problem on the friday anyway but could be a problem on the saturday (if i know i've got to come out though i'll leave my car off site on the saturday to come get you, and bring it back in late evening after the displays have finished), alternatively beltring station is minutes away, probably a bit over half a mile so almost walking distance.
If you, or indeed anyone else wanted to fly down on the friday gatwick airport is only 30 mile or so away, so i could probaby even do an airport run on the friday, if i know when you're due in.=========
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CROWD: [cheering]
PILATE: People of Jewusalem!
CROWD: [chuckling]
PILATE: Wome is your fwiend.
CROWD: [laughing]
PILATE: To pwove our fwiendship, it is customawy at this time to welease a wongdoer fwom our pwisons.
CROWD: [laughing]
GUARD #3: [chuckling]
PILATE: Whom would you have me welease?
BOB HOSKINS: Welease Woger!
CROWD: Yes! Welease Woger! Welease Woger! [laughing]
PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease Woger!
CROWD: [cheering]
CENTURION: Sir, uh, we don't have a 'Woger', sir.
PILATE: What?
CENTURION: Uh, we don't have anyone of that name, sir.
PILATE: Ah. We have no 'Woger'!
CROWD: Ohhhhh!
BOB: Well, what about Wodewick, then?
CROWD: Yes! Welease Wodewick! Welease Wodewick!
PILATE: Centuwion, why do they titter so?
CENTURION: Just some, uh, Jewish joke, sir.
PILATE: Are they... wagging me?
CENTURION: Oh, no, sir!
GUARD #3: [chuckling]
PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease... Wodewick!
CROWD: [laughing]
CENTURION: Sir, we don't have a 'Roderick' either.
PILATE: No 'Woger'? No 'Wodewick'?
CENTURION: Sorry, sir.
PILATE: Who is this 'Wod'--
GUARD #1: [chuckle]
PILATE: Who is the 'Wodewick' to whom you wefer?
BOB: He's a wobber!
CROWD: [laughing]
MAN: And a wapist!
CROWD: [laughing]
WOMAN: And a pickpocket!
CROWD: Yeah! Ahh, no! No! Shh! Shh!...
PILATE: He sounds a notowious cwiminal.
CENTURION: We haven't got him, sir. Mm hm.
PILATE: Do we have anyone in our pwisons at all?
CENTURION: Oh, yes, sir. We've got, uh, 'Samson', sir.
PILATE: Samson?
CENTURION: Samson the Sadducee Strangler, sir. Uh, Silus the Syrian Assassin. Uh, several seditious scribes from Caesarea. Uhhh, sixty- seven seers from--
BIGGUS: Let me thpeak to them, Pontiuth!
CENTURION: Oh, no. Oh.
PILATE: Ah. Good idea, Biggus.
BIGGUS: Thitizens! We have Thamthon the Thadduthee Thtrangler, Thilus...
CROWD: [laughing]
BIGGUS: ...the Athyrian Athathin, theveral theditiouth thcribth from Thaetharea, and...' You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.'
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CROWD: [laughing]
BIGGUS: Wath it thomething I thaid?
CROWD: [laughing]
PILATE: Silence!
WOMAN: Huh huh huh huh huh!
PILATE: This man commands a cwack legion!
CROWD: [laughing]
PILATE: He ####s as high as any in Wome!
CROWD: [laughing]' You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.'
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