Now I know we shouldn't laugh at other's misfortune

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

But this on the Fiat forum was a classic

I await your comments

Hi guys i have a modified MK2 punto which i have smoothed all the door locks and boot lock and they all now on key fob locker system howver, my battery has now died and have no way of getting into the car. Tried releasing the bonnet from under the car but no luck with that, as the bonnets modifed as well, and is hard to release even when i can get in the car.

Any suggestions without breaking the window?

[Chillitt]

Find a permanent live wire and hook up a trickle charger. Then sit and wait, while contemplating the futility of it all.

[KERRSURF]

Set it on fire and claim the insurance.

[surfenstein]

jack the car up and put jump leads on starter motor.should then feed back to battery.

[BioHazard]

jack the car up and put jump leads on starter motor.should then feed back to battery.

Don't tell him that ............ thats another Chav back on the road

[surfenstein]

Don't tell him that ............ thats another Chav back on the road

yea and another chav we can drive over.

[BioHazard]

Ohhhhh a new sport .......FIAT FLATTENING

[surfenstein]

Ohhhhh a new sport .......FIAT FLATTENING

beats pebble dashing them anyday

[BioHazard]

beats pebble dashing them anyday

I don't agree ............It's watching the owner smell his fingers and then the look on the face

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

I don't agree ............It's watching the owner smell his fingers and then the look on the face

That aint me, Squirrile is guarded by incontinent pigeons

Now I'm just watching Stein eat ice cream

[surfenstein]

I don't agree ............It's watching the owner smell his fingers and then the look on the face

oh thats what it is then,i though trev always looked like that.

[sv1000spilot]

kevs son; lol tell him if he needs a hnd with that window i will break it with plesure


you

VOTE MY DAD FOR STYUPID OF THEY YEAR
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[sv1000spilot]

My laptops been hijacked

[Chillitt]

jack the car up and put jump leads on starter motor.should then feed back to battery.

Or spin the starter motor over ....

[surfenstein]

Or spin the starter motor over ....

nah it wont unless he touches the solenoid with a seperate live wire.that should be enough to make him shat himself.