Hehehe........

[BioHazard]

some of you will love this

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chav


or more so this (ROB)...............

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Land_Rover

[BioHazard]

and i liked this quote........................

UFOs have all been recently proved to be 'non-UFOs' after Land Rover admitted that every single UFO sighting was a result of a Land Rover engine either falling out or exploding.

[biosurf]

love it! so true!

However, don't let Apache see the bit about covering cars in vinyl!

Also just a small and admittedly useless fact is that the Burberry check patterns proper name accourding to Burberry themselves is 'Nova check' which given the chav motor of choice, pleases me.

[BioHazard]

Just checked out where mattf is...........................

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barnsley

[BioHazard]

Oh an one for UDTrev..........

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Squirrels

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Seen my home town - Haywards Heath ?

That's a spokily accurate description of Soames

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Oh an one for UDTrev..........

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Squirrels

Zen Buddhists believe that mankind is only the dream of a squirrel. This would explain why so many humans are completely nuts.

right, where's that bleedin' Yeti ?

[darkdezigns]

lol
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Brighton

[MattF]

Just checked out where mattf is...........................

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barnsley

Quite accurate on some points too. Love these bits:

To put it simply, thought many would not want to go to Barnsley, it doesn't matter as most people are not welcome in Barnsley!

Favourite pastimes include ...... combining words to form random sentences that no normal person understands.

The people of Barnsley are famous for their distinctive warcry "Tha wot! Ar much?", this is commonly heard in the markets of Barnsley, and whenever a Barnslian is forced to pay more than 10 bob for owt.

[gwh200]

“Alreet cock, tha gotta fag mate?”

~ An average 10 year old Barnsley child

Most barnsley folk go into on of the following careers: Diggin' stuff, Hittin' stuff, Buildin' stuff or European Parliment Members


class....pure class !!

[TonyN]

This bit at the top is classic!

This article or section may be Overly British. Americans may not understand humour, only humor. Canadians and Australians may not understand anything at all. Don't change a thing to remedy this.

[BioHazard]

The icecream is worring.................

It is however a fact that yetis are immiune to any fire power (except for Napalm) and their fur is magical. Yetis are also known to ejaculate ice cream. Yetis, along with ninjas,(see NINJA) hate pirates (because they're always yelling "ARGH"). They only feast on moldy Nutri-Grain bars...oh and human flesh. They are most commmonly sighted in the Mountains of Wannahakalugy and Potomac, Maryland.