Sharpen that evil wit folk :D

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Here's a classic news item to extract the urine on

Part 1 - the news item


Part 2 - note the sartorial elegance of the manager

Part 3 - from the local paper, ENJOY the comments

[KERRSURF]

Leo valls is a creepy looking wee saddo.

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

I loved this comment -

I wonder what sort of gentlemen like to be tied down during private dances.

Formula 1 enthusiasts, perhaps?

[evil_jesus]

Corking reply

Firefighter Simes, Mid-Sussex says...
6:58am Wed 16 Jul 08
At this stage in our investigation it looks as if the fire was started by some tart's minge overheating the pole.
It could be a lone spark from a stray pubic hair

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

They have to be the hottest dancers in Sussex

[BioHazard]

Trev is that you we see in the video carring a can of petrol