it's official im a real pirate now

[pirate-storm]

it's offical im a real pirate now
well ive got something else to do now at nighttimes now
ive just joined the pirates of st piran's
they do reanactments n charity work locally n yes i will be loose with a sword etc

[da SLUG man]

do they have a boat??

[pirate-storm]

do they have a boat??

a ship no not yet m8 but they can use one i think still new to it all n a lot to learn

[captain_chaos]

a ship no not yet m8 but they can use one i think still new to it all n a lot to learn

Pirates that have to rent a ship? What happened to just commandeering one?

[darkdezigns]

Pirates that have to rent a ship? What happened to just commandeering one?

commandeering= lease agreement lolol

[AndyLala]

I just have this image of a whole bunch of pirates struggling through all the paperwork and health and safety briefings... whilst those at the back are practicing their "oooh arrrrggghhh me 'earties..."

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

n yes i will be loose with a sword etc

Exit's stage left

Hope you don't get sea sick

[pirate-storm]

lol sea-sick nah never lol

[Growler]

it's offical im a real pirate now
well ive got something else to do now at nighttimes now
ive just joined the pirates of st piran's
they do reanactments n charity work locally n yes i will be loose with a sword etc

And what are you going to do with the sword ? go round skewering pasties and then hold over the BBQ

[John h]

Do you get the official eye patch and stuff ?

[captain_chaos]

Do you get the official eye patch and stuff ?

they're not allowed parrots anymore after complaints from the RSPB

[POPEYE]

Cptn Will Sparrow, well shiver me whatsnames
a bit of rape and pillage eh!?

[pirate-storm]

Cptn Will Sparrow, well shiver me whatsnames
a bit of rape and pillage eh!?

nah im cap'n fat barrow pirate of the can'o'beans

[stormforce]

god help everyone around you Will.Your bad enough with a spanner in ya hand so god knows how bad you'll be with a sword...

[Sancho]

You need one of these now Will.
(makes me laugh every time)