Melted face

[Apache]

Take one can of Pataks Vindaloo, chop one onion, chop some chicken fillets and add. Chop 3 or 4 habanero peppers and stir in, leaving the seeds in there too. Eat some. Leave overnight for the peppers to infuse the mix.

Heat and eat next evening.

I feel like my lower face has been shot full of novocaine. Shit that was hot!

[MudSurfer]

That's nothing compared to how your hole will feel in the morning!!!!

[surfenstein]

bog roll in the freezer moment me thinks.

[gwh200]

OMG !!!

he's gonna do another
"i just had an incredible dump" threads !!

[MattF]

OMG !!!

he's gonna do another
"i just had an incredible dump" threads !!

[Apache]

Gra, bake that one and your George Foreman will decompose before your eyes!

[gwh200]

Gra, bake that one and your George Foreman will decompose before your eyes!

andy that "george foreman" weighs things to within an accuracy of 1/1000th of a gram,it can then heat/incinerate the sample to within 1/100th of a degree centigrade to analyse its dried solids/weight to mass reduction ratio/percentage mass inverse weight to mass solids renewables,it cost me personally over £2700 quid..............
















































but i cant figure out how to do bacon and sausages on it !!

[POPEYE]

Sounds like my kind of curry

[surfenstein]

andy that "george foreman" weighs things to within an accuracy of 1/1000th of a gram,it can then heat/incinerate the sample to within 1/100th of a degree centigrade to analyse its dried solids/weight to mass reduction ratio/percentage mass inverse weight to mass solids renewables,it cost me personally over £2700 quid..........
but i cant figure out how to do bacon and sausages on it !!

hell its just as well gra.it would taste like shit anyway.

[gwh200]

hell its just as well gra.it would taste like shit anyway.

you should be in the room where it goes on mate !!! it STINKS !!

[Vultch]

It the human equivalent of a ' rear mounted turbo'

[Apache]

though the lag might not be quite as much

[Vultch]

Should make a nice noise thou......

[gwh200]

full lab report by 8 am please sir !!

we need (obviously approximate)

weight ,consistency,approx dried solids,colour,

possible "odourosity"

threats to wildlife,work colleauges choking...you get the picture

[Vultch]

Could it be classified as a ' weapon of mass destruction'