Cue Victor Meldrew Mode

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

I don't believe it !!!

How the hell do you come to terms with going bust due to bonking badgers ?

[MattF]

That really is rotten luck.

[Tallyman]

Can't they keeping badgering the council to sort this out?

[KERRSURF]

if it was my pub there would suddenly be a few less badgers in the world.