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    Just how much should I agree to give him???? he seems such a nice genuine chap!

    DEAR SIR,
    MY NAME IS MR.JOHN KOLA OF TELEX/COMPUTER DEPARTMENT OF THE AFRICAN
    DEVELOPMENT BANK.
    I AM SENDING THIS PRIVATE EMAIL BASED ON THE CONFIDENTIALITY OF THE
    TRANSACTION.
    PLEASE, I WILL LIKE TO ADVISE IF AFTER GOING THROUGH MY
    PROPOSAL AND YOU DO NOT ACCEPT IT, KINDLY KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. AS OF
    THIS MOMENT, I AM STILL IN SERVICE WITH THE ADB NIGERIA (ADB). AND I
    WILL NOT BY ANY MEANS LIKE TO LOSE MY JOB, IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED.
    I HAVE PUT IN OVER TWENTY THREE YEARS IN THIS BANK BUT I DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO
    SHOW FOR IT.
    THIS IS JUST MY OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE SURE THAT I GIVE MY CHILDREN A
    DECENT TRAINING SINCE MY GOVT. WHICH IS CORRUPT HAS REFUSED TO TAKE
    CARE OF ITS RESPONSIBILITY. INFACT I AM SICK AND TIRED OF EVERYTHING
    HERE I NEED TO GET OUT. I FOUND OUT THAT YOU ALMOST MET ALL THE
    STATUTORY REQUIREMENTS IN RESPECT OF YOUR PAYMENT. PLEASE BE EQUALLY
    ADVISED THAT NO SECURITY COMPANY IN AFRICA CAN HANDLE YOUR CONTRACT
    PAYMENT/INHERITANCE FUND WITH ANY BANK WITHOUT THE INSTRUCTIONS OF THE
    AFRICAN DEV. BANK.
    YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT OF INTEREST GROUP IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
    THAT IS SUPPOSED TO TRANSFER YOUR FUND WITH THE APPROVAL OF THE ADB. A
    LOT OF PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN YOUR PAYMENT AND THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU
    RECEIVE EMAILS AND PHONE CALLS FROM DIFFERENT PEOPLE EVERYDAY. THEIR
    WHOLE GAME PLAN IS TO FRUSTRATE YOU IN ORDER FOR YOU TO ABANDON THE
    CONTRACT PAYMENT AND THEN, THEY WILL BE COMFORTABLE AND FREE ENOUGH TO
    TRANSFER THE CONTRACT FUNDS INTO THEIR OVERSEAS ACCOUNT.

    THEIR AIM AND TARGET IS NOT THE MONEY YOU ARE GIVING THEM BUT TO FRUSTRATE YOU.
    HENCE, YOU HAVE LOST TRUST ON WHOM TO BELIEVE TO BE GENUINE.
    I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THIS MAY LAST FOR YEARS, YET NOTHING HAPPENS. TO
    SUM IT UP, I WISH TO ASSURE YOU THAT WITH MY POSITON HERE IN THE TELEX
    DEPARTMENT, I CAN PUNCH THE COMPUTER AND CREDIT YOUR ACCOUNT STRAIGHT.
    I CAN ACCOMPLISH THIS UNDER FIVE WORKING DAYS. BUT WE HAVE TO REACH AN
    AGREEMENT. FIRST OF ALL, YOU HAVE TO LET ME KNOW HOW MUCH YOU WILL GIVE
    ME AT THE CONSUMMATION OF THIS DEAL.

    FINALLY, YOU WILL HAVE TO ACCEPT TO KEEP THIS TRANSACTION STRICTLY
    CONFIDENTIAL IF YOU ACCEPT MY PROPOSAL, KINDLY GET BACK TO ME IMMEDIATELY
    AND CONFIRM YOUR PARTICULARS ON REPLY.

    REGARDS,
    MR. JOHN KOLA.
    Did I mention I have a BLUE one
    Tony

  • #2
    What an opportunity. I would feel a bit naughty doing it, but Mr Kola seems genuine and you could make a fortune.

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    • #3
      Go on, be kind to these poor third world residents and give him access to your bank account, so alleviating some of their poverty, and transferring the poverty to you. Alternatively just tell him most impolitely and very un-PC to "#### right off you thieving #######".
      Mike G

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      • #4
        PLEASE, I WILL LIKE TO ADVISE IF AFTER GOING THROUGH MY
        PROPOSAL AND YOU DO NOT ACCEPT IT, KINDLY KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. AS OF
        THIS MOMENT, I AM STILL IN SERVICE WITH THE ADB NIGERIA (ADB). AND I
        WILL NOT BY ANY MEANS LIKE TO LOSE MY JOB, IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED.


        Don't you feel guilty letting us all Know? after all he is trustworthy
        www.puppywalker.co.uk

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        • #5
          Pass him on to these lads and we will have some fun with him

          Letters Archive is a great read get a coffe and read this classic
          http://www.419eater.com/html/bandofdavid.htm
          Last edited by yoshie; 8 May 2008, 19:13.
          Brian

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          • #6
            i like the bit where he says
            "if you are not interested... blah blah blah" hehe
            Oh Nana, what's my name?

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            • #7
              This guy sounds more genuine. At least he gets straight to the pouint about wanting to give me 30% of 18 million...

              Dear Friend, My name is Azizz .M. Jafar a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E, i havewilled and given most of my property and assets to my immediate andextended family members as well as a few close friends, i havedistributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E,Algeria and Malaysia e.t.c. Now that my health has deterioratedso badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash depositof Eighteen Million Pounds sterling [£ 18,000,000. 00] that I have withBank in Europe. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it tocharity organizations. I have set aside 30% for you and for your time. E-Mail:God be with you.AZIZZ M JAFARU.
              Cutting steps in the roof of the world

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              • #8


                Given that these guys actually have the odd success now and then I'm thinking of trying a more up front version .....

                How about:

                "I'm too fat and idle to work for a living, please send me the contents of your bank account so that I don't have to ponce off the state"

                Life is too important to take seriously !

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