The south - everywhere else divide

[plumb bob]

Is that what that smell is? Smelt like a farmyard at 8 this morning.

Yeah, sorry, that's politcs, smells like sh1t!

[Sancho]

Is that what that smell is? Smelt like a farmyard at 8 this morning.

[plumb bob]

Bob! I thought you were gonna be my left hand man when I'm running this place! Guess I'll have to look elsewhere...

Sorry, I was just being political, ie stab you in the back as soon as you're looking the other way!

You know, the way they do it in Parliament......

[Apache]

Not until you talk as much sh1t as Apache!...

Bob! I thought you were gonna be my left hand man when I'm running this place! Guess I'll have to look elsewhere...

[plumb bob]

I'll be there soon

Not until you talk as much sh1t as Apache!...

[Albannach]

Well done, let me be the 1st to shake your leftie, whining, do-gooder, limp wristed hand

Just kidding mate - welcome to the 1000 club! I'm going for my 10'000!

I'll be there soon

[Apache]

Well done, let me be the 1st to shake your leftie, whining, do-gooder, limp wristed hand

Just kidding mate - welcome to the 1000 club! I'm going for my 10'000!

[Albannach]

nothing to do with the pension problem faced by those workers, until you realise the reason the company made the reductions.

Purely to save money, or more specifically as it's a private company, to boost his profit.

[logey79]

you only get a week for murder while drunk these days.

50 years if you slap a hoody for kicking your car though.

[Albannach]

Mince??? MINCE???

Cheeky tart! Thats pure british BULL!! Go on, waste you 1000th post on a reply

No

[plumb bob]

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!! CLIMATE CHANGE YES - GLOBAL WARMING NO!!!

there's always been climate change - thats how we know about ice ages and sh1t and......oh why am i bothering..

its all sh1t.

this is what everyone pi55ed off could do.

1. nothing...coz it won't make a difference.
2. always vote in someone who isn't in at the time of the vote. it won't do anything but it will pi55 offf a handful of these few political scumbags. thats the best we can hope for.
3. you could shoot any politician within your capable range (this is the best)
4. kill yourself...fuel costs and stress will disappear instantly.
5. get high...you'll not give a shoit about anything other than munchies.
6. get drunk then do either no's 1, 3, 4 or 5. don't vote while drunk, you may vote in the same guy who's already in therefore making them all feel we're happy with their contributions to this country.

I'll go for no. 5 & 6 coz I don'tdo things by halves.


Get wasted & pi55ed and kill everybody, then claim temp insanity ( although I've been insane for a few years now) and get community service for 3 months.

[logey79]

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!! CLIMATE CHANGE YES - GLOBAL WARMING NO!!!

there's always been climate change - thats how we know about ice ages and sh1t and......oh why am i bothering..

its all sh1t.

this is what everyone pi55ed off could do.

1. nothing...coz it won't make a difference.
2. always vote in someone who isn't in at the time of the vote. it won't do anything but it will pi55 offf a handful of these few political scumbags. thats the best we can hope for.
3. you could shoot any politician within your capable range (this is the best)
4. kill yourself...fuel costs and stress will disappear instantly.
5. get high...you'll not give a shoit about anything other than munchies.
6. get drunk then do either no's 1, 3, 4 or 5. don't vote while drunk, you may vote in the same guy who's already in therefore making them all feel we're happy with their contributions to this country.

[KERRSURF]

which brings us nicely round to blaming the Americans for selling the bad bebt "sub prime loans" onto the Euro banks who in turn lend our wee banks the millions to supply us with mortages and buy our over priced houses.
the lenders won't drop interest rates in line with the drop in Bank of England base rate because they are frightened of being left with no capitol.

lend too much with no income and you become like the Northern Rock.

nothing to do with the pension problem faced by those workers, until you realise the reason the company made the reductions.

[Apache]

Mince??? MINCE???

Cheeky tart! Thats pure british BULL!! Go on, waste you 1000th post on a reply

[Albannach]

I vote we strike for 'other crap'!

I reckon there's been far too much 'other crap' in this country since a) 1st world war b) 2nd world war c) Vietnaaaam d) Tesco's Value Range

If we strike against the 'other crap' now, we'll be sparing future generations from it, and perhaps prevent global warming, and seal culls... and maybe fox hunting.

Should I waste my 999th post on a reply this mince? D'oh I have...