think ive just sh!t meself!!!

[RodLeach]

god damn it!

Im led in bed trying to sleep an all of a sudden i can hear voices downstairs!! Im bricking it! What the hell is goin on......


grab my torch an head down ready to scream like a girl (already had to chase damn gippos out of my garden before) only to find the damn satnav havin a fit!

shouting "turn right in 100 yards, turn right in 100 yards" piece of cr*p!! Try that with no batteries yah useless makro junk!!

[BUSHWHACKER]

Good job you didn't buy two of them, there would have been a riot!

[pops]

you big JESSIE scared of a sat nav

[KERRSURF]

that would be freaky though, waking up to hear voices downstairs!

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

that would be freaky though, waking up to hear voices downstairs!

I've had that

I used to have an ansaphone that played the message it was recording on a loudspeaker.

Imagine being woken by the phone ringing then hearing your ex's voice coming up the stairs

[dee]

least now you'll only have to deal with the voices in your head!

[Predictable Bob]

least now you'll only have to deal with the voices in your head!

Nice one Centurion !

[Mitsy]

Think ive just wet myself laughing, ya big jessy.

[pirate-storm]

god its beggining to smell like a toilet in here now

[RodLeach]

well when you can hear voices downstairs your bound to think something aint right!!

[darkdezigns]

well when you can hear voices downstairs your bound to think something aint right!!

so the cheap sat nav was a bargain then?lol,i can just see a warehouse full of em doin it lmao

[pirate-storm]

so the cheap sat nav was a bargain then?lol,i can just see a warehouse full of em doin it lmao

look who's talking yours couldnt find the postcode

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

so the cheap sat nav was a bargain then?lol,i can just see a warehouse full of em doin it lmao

look who's talking yours couldnt find the postcode

titter, snigger

[pirate-storm]

titter, snigger

if i hadnt of said it you would have trev

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

if i hadnt of said it you would have trev

Yep, couldn't have resisted