Dealing with annoying aeroplane seat companions

[evil_jesus]

If you are sitting next to someone on public transport who irritates you, follow these instructions:


1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop, slowly and gently open the laptop.
3. Boot up the laptop.
4. Make sure the person who is annoying you has a good view of the screen.
5. Close your eyes.
6. Tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Move your lips as if you are praying.
8. When you have done this for a minute or so, hit this LINK

[Garygadget]

LMFAO thats a great 1 haha

[cataclysm]

In our cozy little police surveillance state, sound like a good way to get shot (either that or run to catch a train).