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[Garygadget]

My partener Kay has just seen a Tortose on you have been framed and i know she is blonde and 40+ but said thats like the tortose i had ... mmmm scratches my head dont they all look the same ????

[POPEYE]

Just saw that. them indoors do come out with some gooduns at times, i reccon women are on a totally different level of consiousness,

[Tiger]

Just saw that. them indoors do come out with some gooduns at times, i reccon women are on a totally different level of consiousness,

Until it comes to how much money you spend on your truck then they don't miss a thing

[pops]

My partener Kay has just seen a Tortose on you have been framed and i know she is blonde and 40+ but said thats like the tortose i had ... mmmm scratches my head dont they all look the same ????

Maybe got the same name as one Kay had hey
and by the way thought them things went on for donkeys years so what happened to hers

[surfenstein]

i know tortoise are all very similar looking but i dont know about tortose

[POPEYE]

It's an ash tray

[Garygadget]

Maybe got the same name as one Kay had hey
and by the way thought them things went on for donkeys years so what happened to hers

she thought it had left home as she lives in essex because all that was left of it was a shell a shell suite

[tavvi]

Mrs Tavvi has come out with loads of crackers over the years but one that sticks in the mind was a few years back when the had an Anchor butter advert on the telly which some of the older members might remember. There were three black and white cows dancing in miraculous synchronisation and I think at one point they may even have been passing a ball between each other ala Ronaldo. Mrs Tavvi mused that 'it must have taken them ages to train them to do that'!

Got to go now - I here her coming!