Bachelor Life

[cataclysm]

Hi Guys and Gals.

I once again join the ranks of the single.
After pouring my heart and soul into our three year relationship, moving house, changing job, leaving my family behind, paying for her upkeep and putting her through University, my a$$ got dumped last night. No warning or anything.

After coming as close to cheating as you can with out penetration a few months ago (which nearly broke me) she's apparently now bored of our relationship.

Burger.

[Sancho]

Bummer, sorry to hear that.

On the other hand, you get to go out chasing tail now, which is always good fun.

[yoshie]

Sounds like a lucky escape from a selfish cow.
Now go party ffs your only 26

[logey79]

been there and done that...the paying for everything while they're at college/uni. then all turns to sh1t once they're done and don't need your help anymore.

you aint the 1st to be sh@t on by a selfish tw@t and you won't be the last. but you will have a feck load more fun now though! amazing how many old mates you end up getting back in contact with after the break up of a long relationship...then you realise you really are better off single!

enjoy it! more money = more partying = more fun with other fun people = better life!

[Snorkel]

Sorry dude. Women! oh well, just remember they're not all bad, and with that excuse it must be her loss. I don't think there's much anyone can say to make you feel better right now, but it'll get better with time.

I say give yourself a little time, then go and have a great holiday!

[Apache]

@ 26, still a wee boy. Get out there and enjoy yerself!

I split with my ex missus at about 35, and then spent a couple of years having more... errr... fun and pointless relationships than I ever did before marriage!

Now I'm married again to the best woman in the world!








(I gotta say that, she's a member here )

Only kidding Vicki!

[pirate-storm]

@ 26, still a wee boy. Get out there and enjoy yerself!

I split with my ex missus at about 35, and then spent a couple of years having more... errr... fun and pointless relationships than I ever did before marriage!

Now I'm married again to the best woman in the world!


(I gotta say that, she's a member here )

Only kidding Vicki!

you got to say that or vicki wont let you out to play with ya tonka toy

[Gizmo]

sorry to hear of your woes....get out there and enjoy yourself......This is one reason why I'm still a bachelor boy at 37.....worked my ass of and trying to be there' etc in my relationships but find you get p@ssed on so now just enjoy life.

I now tell my mates to shut up going on about problems in their marriages or relationships as I am passed caring about em.

[cataclysm]

Cheers ya bunch of softies!
I know I'll get by... just a case of figuring out what to do with myself.

Mind you, I can move out of the flat and get some space to improve the truck.

As always, yer the best bunch of nutters I know.

[Woodzie]

Cheers ya bunch of softies!
I know I'll get by... just a case of figuring out what to do with myself.

Mind you, I can move out of the flat and get some space to improve the truck.

As always, yer the best bunch of nutters I know.

Don't mention the 'n' word or the squirrel will be turning up

[Retribution]

Women like that frk me right off, what goes around comes around.

Pity you couldn't be there to see when it happens to her.

I'm 32 never married but sorta seeing someone now and got a date wednesday sooo who knows

[gwh200]

Women like that frk me right off, what goes around comes around.

Pity you couldn't be there to see when it happens to her.

I'm 32 never married but sorta seeing someone now and got a date wednesday sooo who knows

well good luck to you matey !!!!!


im not sure but i think my wife is dead.


the sex is the same but the washing is piling up !!!

[surfenstein]

well good luck to you matey !!!!!


im not sure but i think my wife is dead.


the sex is the same but the washing is piling up !!!

now,now gra thats no way to talk about the loverly mrs gwh is it..any way cat get out there and enjoy life.im loving being single again.

[joker??]

Hi Guys and Gals.

I once again join the ranks of the single.
After pouring my heart and soul into our three year relationship, moving house, changing job, leaving my family behind, paying for her upkeep and putting her through University, my a$$ got dumped last night. No warning or anything.

After coming as close to cheating as you can with out penetration a few months ago (which nearly broke me) she's apparently now bored of our relationship.

Burger.

your lucky mate mine wont leave me

[KERRSURF]

Bachelor joke.

Young single man at doctors

doctor" So can you explain why your penis is orange?"

lad "no, thats what I want to find out, you gotta help me doctor"

doctor "Does anyone else in your family suffer from this?"

lad "Not that I know of"

doctor "Do you work with any type of chemicals?"

lad "no"

doctor" explain anything you might be doing on a daily basis"



















lad " watching porn and eating wotsits"