Tech Section

[Woodzie]

All that wood..................




I never wanted to do this in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

(piano vamp)

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of
British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a .... a Bra????
(mounties break off song, and begin insulting lumberjack)

Girl: (crying) I thought you were so rugged!

[MattF]

???? riding what ya belly button ? lol

You need help matey. This:

[pirate-storm]

Now that is just sick pirate you need to get out more.

ps
Where has you fav smiley gone

you mean to say i miss it out dam better do it now then

[yoshie]

???? riding what ya belly button ? lol

Now that is just sick pirate you need to get out more.

ps
Where has you fav smiley gone

[Woodzie]

His wooden horse

[pirate-storm]

And tony riding ................

???? riding what ya belly button ? lol

[Woodzie]

Like Woodzies belly button!

And tony riding ................

[MattF]

Like Woodzies belly button!

Or gwh's parts.

[TonyN]

some things dont need to be in full public view

Like Woodzies belly button!

[JUDWAK]

Why?

some things dont need to be in full public view

[MattF]

with the aid of two crutches and some hairy string.

'Low tech' is good. Btw, solo.

[MattF]

allso a full members privert tech section

Why?

[JUDWAK]

this forum needs a privert chat section for full members only
so some treads are kept from the public eye (like this one should be privert)
allso a full members privert tech section
just so it feels like there is more to be gained from haveing a full member ship
even if theres not
the public will join up if they feel that there is more to gain from it

i will be joining up next mounth and i will send a bit of loot to help out too

[gwh200]

Apologies over that. (My opinion still stands though).

with the aid of two crutches and some hairy string.

anyhoos....as the forum needs money,and i need to get my kit off in public,suffering maximum embarrasment,and "shrinkage" if its to cold,anyone else care to take part in woodzie/melons little pet project,or am i destined to be getting naked in my usual manner






























ie solo

[MattF]

and that included skimming very very quickly over the pi55ing competition two thirds of the way through!

Apologies over that. (My opinion still stands though).