Wiltshire toxic wind warning........

[Woodzie]

WARNING

Curry tonight

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

WARNING

Curry tonight

It could be worse, it could be Lurch having a curry !!!

[surfenstein]

nah believe me trev,ian is worse.just ask my dog.

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

nah believe me trev,ian is worse.just ask my dog.

I did, I am still trying to translate woof woof bark yap and woof

[jotto]

nah believe me trev,ian is worse.just ask my dog.

pops here
why do you allow your dog to go for a curry with strange men???

[Woodzie]

But Kiera knows me

[LURCH]

But Kiera knows me

Exactly, she knows you, you would have thought she would have known better............

[Woodzie]

It's eaten .......Battern down down the hatches and get in the tornado shelters

[thecaretaker]

Give me a warning and i will close the windows

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Give me a warning and i will close the windows

Let's put it this way, if you can smell you are already WAY TOO LATE to close the windows, may god have mercy on your soul

[thecaretaker]

Let's put it this way, if you can smell you are already WAY TOO LATE to close the windows, may god have mercy on your soul

He's only across the road

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

He's only across the road

DON'T light any matches !!!!!!!!

[BUSHWHACKER]

I was just upstairs in the front bedroom, looking through the window in a south easterly direction across the Bristol channel, when I noticed this............

[thecaretaker]

DON'T light any matches !!!!!!!!

I will send the missus outside for her ciggy to test the air, fingers crossed she makes it back indoors

[LURCH]

I was just upstairs in the front bedroom, looking through the window in a south easterly direction across the Bristol channel, when I noticed this............

All of Melksham is on gas alert, we have all been issued with respirators and getting ready to evacuate........