Why..................

[Antshiel]

.......did the chicken cross the road????????

[SassyT]

.......did the chicken cross the road????????

To get to the other side

[Sancho]

It wanted to partake in a half-arsed insurance commercial.

[Antshiel]

.....to give the plane on the conveyor belt a push?

[Sancho]

.....to give the plane on the conveyor belt a push?

Maybe the chicken didn't cross the road and the road actually moved under the chicken using the non-existent forces of space and tescos.

[Predictable Bob]

The chicken/road scenario is part of an ongoing SIS operation and falls under the auspices of the Official Secrets Act - four men in dark suits will be at your front door shortly

[BUSHWHACKER]

.......did the chicken cross the road????????

Dieselboy will know, I'll wait to see what he says before I answer that.

[TonyN]

Is it on a conveyor belt?

[stormforce]

why did Joker cross the road








































couldn't get his todger out of the chicken

[POPEYE]

F#####G a chicken is not a quiet experience!! (unless you wring it's neck)

[Woodzie]

Any one got some stuffing to eat with the Chicken............



oh and a nice glass of Chablis

[stormforce]

i thought i put something else other than Jokers name on that last post of mine...i bet Tony has been playing

[Woodzie]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23117428/

where's Dave

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

F#####G a chicken is not a quiet experience!! (unless you wring it's neck)

I will NOT ask HOW you know that