Understanding English....

[TonyN]

Understanding English

If GH stands for P as in Hiccough
If OUGH stands for O as in Dough
If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis
If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour
If TTE stands for T as in Gazette
If EAU stands for O as in Plateau

The right way to spell POTATO should then be: GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

[POPEYE]

They reccon the english language is the hardest one in the world to learn,
than christ i was born here or i'd never get the hang of it

[logey79]

They reccon the english language is the hardest one in the world to learn,
than christ i was born here or i'd never get the hang of it

looks like you're still struggling!

[konio-nt]

English is actually easiest one to learn along with spanish. Want some challenge? Try Japanese or Polish

[JUDWAK]

you do understand that i dont understand?

[POPEYE]

looks like you're still struggling!

D bugga!! so much for my speed typeing skills

[POPEYE]

English is actually easiest one to learn along with spanish. Want some challenge? Try Japanese or Polish

Na bother

[MattF]

English is actually easiest one to learn along with spanish. Want some challenge? Try Japanese or Polish

Mandarin or Cantonese are the most awkward, I believe, due to their use of inflection and tone in altering the meaning of a word.

Btw Tony, you forgot the all time English classic: Queue.

Edit: I could be completely wrong regarding Chinese, btw.

[gwh200]

Mandarin or Cantonese are the most awkward, I believe, due to their use of inflection and tone in altering the meaning of a word.

Btw Tony, you forgot the all time English classic: Queue.

Edit: I could be completely wrong regarding Chinese, btw.

of course your dead wrong.

woodzie speaks fluent martian and thats bl00dy hard to understand !!

[MattF]

of course your dead wrong.

woodzie speaks fluent martian and thats bl00dy hard to understand !!

Oh, is that what he speaks. I thought it was just called bull****.