sainburys lol

[kiowa]

I went into sainsburys petrol station to get my cigars this morning and was asked for ID by the lad behind the counter after i stopped laughing and told him i was 31 he still wanted id so i showed him my train drivers licence and car licence just to show i was old enough to be his dad cheeky fooker

[MudSurfer]

Was he old enough to serve them to you????

[Albannach]

Was he on a conveyor belt?

[thecaretaker]

I went into sainsburys petrol station to get my cigars this morning and was asked for ID by the lad behind the counter after i stopped laughing and told him i was 31 he still wanted id so i showed him my train drivers licence and car licence just to show i was old enough to be his dad cheeky fooker

Few weeks back got asked for it in the local shop felt quite honoured as i must look good for 37
they recently got caught out on one of those under age schemes

[MudSurfer]

Was he on a conveyor belt?

PMSL!!!!!!

[KERRSURF]

31 year olds offer to help me with my shopping and try to take my arm when I cross the road.

[gwh200]

31 year olds offer to help me with my shopping and try to take my arm when I cross the road.

yoshie has told us this

[Puppywalker]

we went to the cinema earlier in the year and they gave us OAP prices,

We are only 55, however we did have the pup with us and i must admit she looks older than her age, so that may explain it

[KERRSURF]

why would the age of your dog have anything to do with it?

[KERRSURF]

yoshie has told us this

yeh but I feel 18.

[yoshie]

yeh but I feel 18.

who was she bet she lied

[gwh200]

i feel 18 but im actually ninetenn...................... .....stone !!

[KERRSURF]

who was she bet she lied

who said it was a she?

[KERRSURF]

i feel 18 but im actually ninetenn...................... .....stone !!

you can swap jumpers with Yoshie then