my first BT phone (rip off) bill

[da SLUG man]

it's daft... my parents accounts are all in my dads name, but my mum does all the paperwork... none of the companies will speak to her though!...

i have to phone up, give my dads date of birth, mothers maiden name etc. and authorise them to speak to her when she calls back!

[Maverick]

naarr the line is fine mate. its because they dont speak our language - theres ya problem.
it goes like this
Hello BT Kedar speaking..
hi, i have a problem with me bill,,
Im sorry what are you talking..
-hang up

That was the main reason I was leaving BT, one week of shouting and screaming at India because of a fault with the broadband equipment in the exchange (we know this thanks to an engineer who wasn't allowed to mend the fault until it was booked). All they kept asking was how many light I had on my router.

[da SLUG man]

another thing i hate... when you phone a company to pay a bill, they charge £1 processing fee for debit cards!!!!!

GGGRRRRR!!!!

[dieselboy]

That was the main reason I was leaving BT, one week of shouting and screaming at India because of a fault with the broadband equipment in the exchange (we know this thanks to an engineer who wasn't allowed to mend the fault until it was booked). All they kept asking was how many light I had on my router.

how many light on your router?
how many flashingg light on your roooterrr?
how bmany flashingg light?

- 'click'

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

That was the main reason I was leaving BT, one week of shouting and screaming at India because of a fault with the broadband equipment in the exchange (we know this thanks to an engineer who wasn't allowed to mend the fault until it was booked). All they kept asking was how many light I had on my router.

Try an online upgrade to the router's operating system - they killed 2 home hubs here doing that, the 2nd lasted less than an hour from being unpacked.

Flashing lights - nah, they are all on and they are never gonna flash now !!!!

BT have now sent me a smaller new style home hub, they will talk about compensation once we have proved the heap of crap isn't going to reboot itself (that was my original complaint)

[Maverick]

Try an online upgrade to the router's operating system - they killed 2 home hubs here doing that, the 2nd lasted less than an hour from being unpacked.

Flashing lights - nah, they are all on and they are never gonna flash now !!!!

BT have now sent me a smaller new style home hub, they will talk about compensation once we have proved the heap of crap isn't going to reboot itself (that was my original complaint)

Mine couldn't flash cause the engineer had had to disconect my broadband, to get my phone line working. The darn Indians just couldn't understand that there was no fault at my end, it was in the exchange building. One of them asked had I tried to reboot the computer, I did ask how that would fix an exchange fault and got the reply "how many lights have you got on your router".

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

The one that called the other day was trying to commit suicide - he called me just after I had cooked my tea

then called again 10 mins later

Result half eaten dinner in the bin

[dieselboy]

The one that called the other day was trying to commit suicide - he called me just after I had cooked my tea

then called again 10 mins later

Result half eaten dinner in the bin

pls explain

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

pls explain

Because interrupting this arse when eating is deadly, if I could have got me mitts on him Gupta would have been dessert

Even worse he was at the back end of month's worth of hassle with the hub, and the best part of a week's worth of broadband line going up and down like a whore's drawers !!!!!!