am i affcially paratre stortmed

[animal]

just got yback from a cristhmas drink with a frw mates , an sd i fell fuked, my mate is wsted , tok usd half an houtr to get him back hom , and i feel $$$$ed


yeah im hasppy

NIGHTY NIHT!!

[blackpoolsparks]

I should think so, you're slurring your words.......

[animal]

how come wehn youve hads a frew drink that evrthyingf thats evrthying seems quite funy evrn whenb its nit, for examle

sausages
there funny.

[pirate-storm]

nah im not that bad when im piratestormed am i ?

[logey79]

mate is ham as bad too. but ot just as much as before its ioi a way i dont knoew!!

[Woodzie]

I bet you wake up next to a half eaten KEBAB

[animal]

blimey, what a night,
what the hell was i typing last night,
all i can remember is drinking
2 double jd's
2 pints fosters
1 litre of cider
1double vodka

then trying to get a mate back home safely while hes trying to pick a fight with every car that passed us


and i didnt wake up to a half eaten kabab so i cant have been that bad

[MudSurfer]

Is that all?????? Last night I had 8 pints of Guinness and 5 of those orange WKD Iron Bru things........still wasn't that bad - and could still hold a conversation.......


And Woodzie, don't call his wife a kebab......

[mick p]

Is that all?????? Last night I had 8 pints of Guinness and 5 of those orange WKD Iron Bru things........still wasn't that bad - and could still hold a conversation.......


And Woodzie, don't call his wife a kebab......

Is that all???????????????I had more than that before I went out!!!!

[Woodzie]

.


And Woodzie, don't call his wife a kebab......

I ain't going to bite as i might get banned for my reply