Awesome quote by my niece

[The Lovely Boyo]

I'm laughing my hairy ar5e off!

I'm sitting in the house, having a bottle of Czech pilsner (mmmm) my daughter is getting ready to go out.

Struggling to get her feet into a pair of high heels.

My niece (25y.o.) sitting on the settee says.............


'So if you can't get your feet into those shoes, does it mean they don't fit?'


Awesome, bl00dy priceless.

She's now insisting that she was being sarcastic. Whatever!

[MudSurfer]

Hahahahahahahaha........clearl y part of the same family then.....

[dieselboy]

last night my mates girlfriend got changed at least 5 times.
thing is, all the stuff looked nice.
why do they do that? whats the point?