Don't you just hate it when.....

[nero279]

best thing you can do when going into a hospital is not touch anything. keep hands in pockets etc.

had to pick my mum up from hospital thursday. they need to put so much more money into our hospitals

Mate, i used to be a cleaner in a hospital, i know more than i'd like to about hospital hygiene.

[Highlander1]

I'm not exactly a stickler for impeccable hygiene and all that kinda stuff, and i get far less cold/flu type illnesses than the rest of my family who worry far more than me about that sort of stuff.

Cash is probably the single dirtiest thing you'll ever come into contact with, bet you don't turn that down. No good using a card all the time either cos the people you hand it to will have handled cash off every oher customer that day and still transfer all the shi onto your card.

I never ever put my money where my mouth is

[TonyN]

I never ever put my money where my mouth is

Bwahahahaha!!

[drunkmonkeyboy]

Bwahahahaha!!

go do your work!!!

[TonyN]

go do your work!!!

shaddap, its cold out.

[Chillitt]

shaddap, its cold out.

How do you know? you aint been out side long enough to get cold..!.

[TonyN]

Today, Mathew, I have....

Mucked out the horses
Walked dogs
Fitted a set of pads
Posted $hite on the forum
Took the Bullet for an MOT
Posted $hite on the forum
Built a B&Q shed
Turned said shed into a Chicken house
Moved the trailer
Posted $hite on the forum
Made Horses dinners
Walked dogs
Posted $hite on the forum
Went into town
Came home
Went into town again with wallet this time
Looked for Asbo dog
Took horse rugs to mate for repair
Sorted out more prezzies for Linda
Carried on looking for Asbo dog
Wired Fog light
Found asbo dog
Got horses in
Had a dump
Turned 2 sheds and a horse lorry upsidedown looking for a door seal for Will
Currently posting $hite on the forum waiting for Stormy to turn up.



What have you all done today?

[Chillitt]

Today, Mathew, I have....


.......What have you all done today?

I sat in me shop.

[nero279]

Today, Mathew, I have....

....blaa, blaa.....

........What have you all done today?

couldn't help but notice there's one thing on that list that appears far more frequently than anything else

I have...
drank coffee,
passed my ADI part 2 test,
drank coffee,
posted shoite on the forum,
drank coffee,
posted shoite on the forum,
posted shoite on the forum,
drank coffee,
now i'm posting more shoite on the forum.

[TonyN]

couldn't help but notice there's one thing on that list that appears far more frequently than anything else

I probably missed a few out as well!

[pirate-storm]

bump

Today, Mathew, I have....

Mucked out the horses
Walked dogs
Fitted a set of pads
Posted $hite on the forum
Took the Bullet for an MOT
Posted $hite on the forum
Built a B&Q shed
Turned said shed into a Chicken house
Moved the trailer
Posted $hite on the forum
Made Horses dinners
Walked dogs
Posted $hite on the forum
Went into town
Came home
Went into town again with wallet this time
Looked for Asbo dog
Took horse rugs to mate for repair
Sorted out more prezzies for Linda
Carried on looking for Asbo dog
Wired Fog light
Found asbo dog
Got horses in
Had a dump
Turned 2 sheds and a horse lorry upsidedown looking for a door seal for Will

& moaned about sweetcorn in my pasta salad from morrisonsCurrently posting $hite on the forum waiting for Stormy to turn up.



What have you all done today?

[Apache]

Blow by blow...

Got into work
Ate some Mingles
Had a coffee
Did some emissions tests
Had another coffee
Did some more emissions
Had a coffee
Had lunch
Read some of James May's book
Had a coffee
Did some Susceptibility testing
Told the customer to go home cos there was nothing to see
Did some more sus testing
Came home
Went to watch a school nativity

Now I've just had a coffee and am posting shoite on the forum

[Highlander1]

Booger all days off house work all done yesterday. can't get out to sea tides all wrong for me this week. So here I am. Bored and with no cash to go to the pub.

[Woodzie]

Been in bed most of today


Off to work soon though

[gwh200]

left home at 2 am
got to work at 2.45 am
woke up security guard(again)
sent security guard home
plugged puter in,drank coffee
did 40 pages of script between 4 am and 11 am
connected loads of pipework together,got covered in shoite
had steak for dinner
went to th bank and withdrew cash
paid myself
went back to disaster after disaster
at 4 pm had about 25th coffee of the day

in between all this i managed to post shoite on the forum and
cover myself in shoite from work.
got home at 5.45 pm and hung a door and fixed a rail for the curtains to hang from

now about to o/d on coffee and post more shoite
and am quite knackered