Lads Night In

[Muddy Boots]

Ok so the Mrs has gone out to the works christmas do and I have the house to myself.

I am looking for ideas on how to most productively use my time.

Thoughts so far.

(1) Watch Telly

(2) Go to the pub

(3) Have a beer in the house

(4) Fill up the hard drive on my computer with porn. Copying it to random files whilst in a drunken stuppa which will only be found when the Mrs returns tomorrow and goes on it to access her face book site.

decisions decisions.......

[BUSHWHACKER]

Go for a really big poo!



Make sure you put the lid down after.

[Scorpion]

Options 3 and 4!

[Muddy Boots]

Go for a really big poo!



Make sure you put the lid down after.

I tell ya the tears I rolling down me face at that.

Brilliant idea mate.

[Antshiel]

Go for a really big poo!



Make sure you put the lid down after.

But don't flush!!

eew the look on her face

[Muddy Boots]

Whats going on in you guys relationships that you need to wait to be alone by yourselves to have a R. B. Poo.

I thought thats what sundays were for.

Its the law in it?

I am seriously considering having a bumper sticker made with those words on.

"Have a really big poo."

[Antshiel]

Whats going on in you guys relationships that you need to wait to be alone by yourselves to have a R. B. Poo.

I thought thats what sundays were for.

Its the law in it?

I am seriously considering having a bumper sticker made with those words on.

"Have a really big poo."

"Don't drop ya shoppin, bust a canoe"

[Muddy Boots]

Ok so after i've seen me friend off to the coast then what's the plan?


























and don't say go for another big poo.

[BUSHWHACKER]

Ok so after i've seen me friend off to the coast then what's the plan, and don't say go for another big poo.

Go around the house and open all the windows?

[pops]

Go for a really big poo!



Make sure you put the lid down after.

leave it up

[Muddy Boots]

I think we need to get out more often.

The sum total of the advice so far involves going for a dump leaving the lid up, not flushing and openning all the windows in the house.

Inspired.

Sadly if I open the windows in the house there is a very good chance that my neighbours might here the squeels and moans coming from my computer from a file i accidently downloaded and cant find to delete.

My excuse and sticking with it.

[pops]

I think we need to get out more often.

The sum total of the advice so far involves going for a dump leaving the lid up, not flushing and openning all the windows in the house.

Inspired.

Sadly if I open the windows in the house there is a very good chance that my neighbours might here the squeels and moans coming from my computer from a file i accidently downloaded and cant find to delete.

My excuse and sticking with it.

you perv she gonna

[Muddy Boots]

you perv she gonna

Least of my worries mate its a works laptop.

[surfstar]

franky vaughn always