Attention shiny club!

[Bibs]

mine is smothered in canuba wax!

I am sure it can be removed...

[Bibs]

I knew I liked you for a good reason!!

Ha ha ha I got over the shiny part of my life a while back - dirtier the better

[TonyN]

Hehehe!! I'll Hammerite the chassis, you polish, he would be a gibbering wreck!

Pah! Does Hammerite adhere to mud, hope so cos if you clean it there ain't a lot of metal left under there!!!

[BUSHWHACKER]

Ha ha ha I got over the shiny part of my life a while back - dirtier the better

Does that include your truck, saucy!

[surfenstein]

Canuba .........why does that conjuer up images of tropical beaches and women with few clothes

it makes me think about a bunch of chavs sitting around a table smokin a joint.oh silly me i was thinking of cannabis.

[darkdezigns]

I am sure it can be removed...

you'd have to pin me down first

[Bibs]

Does that include your truck, saucy!

what else

[Bibs]

you'd have to pin me down first

Sure it could be arranged.....

[Woodzie]

you'd have to pin me down first

Oh you are one of those types ...............

[The Lang-Shankit Scunner]

I HEREBY TENDER MY RESIGNATION FROM THE SHINY CLUB!!!!!!!! Due to convincing conversation and some practical experience i have to say that mud does look good! Furthermore the excitement linked to a method of waxing is not only perverted and wrong but takes the truck away from its intended purpose!!!

Like putting a bird in a very small cage. So effective immediately i wish to terminate my membership as a place may open up for me on the muddy side. TonyN and GWH have been influencial in my decision, and i thank them for helping me in this regard

Yours Sincerely


The Lang-Shankit Scunner

[gwh200]

hey vince wouldnt it be funny to go round to tonys one night and bling his tru ck,so when he wakes up in the morning and looks out of the window its staring at him all nice and CLEAN AND SHINY.

as spokesperson for M U C K (MUDDY UNDERCARRAIGES CREATE KARMA) i must insist on NO MORE talk of ....polishing !!!

any further infractions will result in your vehicles being impounded,and you will be forced to drive a rover 200 and a beige swb frontera with a placard around your neck bearing the legend

" will it make my tyres dirty"

[darkdezigns]

Sure it could be arranged.....

[Woodzie]

I HEREBY TENDER MY RESIGNATION FROM THE SHINY CLUB!!!!!!!! Due to convincing conversation and some practical experience i have to say that mud does look good! Furthermore the excitement linked to a method of waxing is not only perverted and wrong but takes the truck away from its intended purpose!!!

Like putting a bird in a very small cage. So effective immediately i wish to terminate my membership as a place may open up for me on the muddy side. TonyN and GWH have been influencial in my decision, and i thank them for helping me in this regard

Yours Sincerely


The Lang-Shankit Scunner

YES a convert

[Scorpion]

Ah, a new polish to add to my growing collection! (Cue maniacal laughter).

Anyhoo Vince, was it £7.95p as your link quotes $7.95 ?

Need to give my BMW a good wash and polish before it goes away for the winter and this stuff sounds the biz. Will also give the Surf it's weekly wash and a good coat of wax, weather permitting!

[darkdezigns]

as spokesperson for M U C K (MUDDY UNDERCARRAIGES CREATE KARMA) i must insist on NO MORE talk of ....polishing !!!

any further infractions will result in your vehicles being impounded,and you will be forced to drive a rover 200 and a beige swb frontera with a placard around your neck bearing the legend

" will it make my tyres dirty"

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SHINY