Attn Scottish surfers

[Apache]

Are haggis in season?

Any chance of going out an shooting one for me?

Seriously though, I'm trying to sort out a hamper for my folks for Christmas, and I'd like to put a proper haggis in there for my dad.

Any haggis experts out there who could buy one (that will be OK til Christmas) and send it down. Obviously I'll pay!

[yoshie]

no bother mate pm me your address

[smiffy]

I know this aint haggis but this place is yummy and only 5 mins from me.

Bambi

[yoshie]

I know this aint haggis but this place is yummy and only 5 mins from me.

Bambi

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Pheasant Sausage Seasoned with either leek or apricot mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[smiffy]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Pheasant Sausage Seasoned with either leek or apricot mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Apricot is the best,and i know the butcher

[yoshie]

Apricot is the best,and i know the butcher

Hmm had you lined up for trading some mech work favours for some Fabricating favours but I may see a second option

[animal]

how do you catch a haggis anyway?

[joker??]

how do you catch a haggis anyway?

make a noise like a haggis in distress, record on mp3 place mp3 in greased bucket ,when haggis investigates haggis in distress he will enter bucket and then be unable to climb back out , hey presto one freshly caught haggis

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

make a noise like a haggis in distress, record on mp3 place mp3 in greased bucket ,when haggis investigates haggis in distress he will enter bucket and then be unable to climb back out , hey presto one freshly caught haggis

Are you sure ?

I heard that their legs were of differing lengths, make them turn round on the hillsides and they fall over - got em !!!!

[RodLeach]

make a noise like a haggis in distress, record on mp3 place mp3 in greased bucket ,when haggis investigates haggis in distress he will enter bucket and then be unable to climb back out , hey presto one freshly caught haggis

Awesome!!

[Apache]

Thanks for the offers guys, I'm sorted now!

I didn't know whether I'd be able to get one this time of year as hunting season is over. Thought I'd have to have a farmed one, but it seems that there's people here who work on the reserves and they shoot the feral ones all year round to stop them attacking the farmed ones, so it's a free range Haggis for me!