My Wife is stupid

[24Seven]

Rant

A Month ago she lost the car key, now today she locked the new car key in the $$$$$$ LC.

Not only that, but it was all my fault because I did not answer my phone when I was at work.

It's cost me £60 so far, oh and 1/2 a day off work

[yoshie]

My mates wife hit the garage door last month with the new car
She claimed it was his fault Why??

Because where he parked left her to much room on the drive and she wasn't used to the extra space

You got to love em

[24Seven]

I said
"how is this my fault"

reply

"because if you had of answered your phone I would not have been in such a hurry"

I just don't get why it was my fault

[The Lang-Shankit Scunner]

I said
"how is this my fault"

reply

"because if you had of answered your phone I would not have been in such a hurry"

I just don't get why it was my fault

It will al;ways be your fault, and mine and any other male inline from a female rant

[jax]

It will al;ways be your fault, and mine and any other male inline from a female rant

True, so true, it's always the guy's fault


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Jacqueline

[MudSurfer]

Well, my girlfriend is perfect - and changes her own oil, and spark plugs, and is a better driver than me (which isn't hard, let's face it) and no, I don't want to swap!

[BUSHWHACKER]

Well, my girlfriend is perfect - and changes her own oil, and spark plugs, and is a better driver than me (which isn't hard, let's face it) and no, I don't want to swap!

Does she get a round in at the pub though?

[MudSurfer]

Does she get a round in at the pub though?

Oh yes - and drinks the same stuff as me!!!

[yoshie]

Oh yes - and drinks the same stuff as me!!!

well seen he has only just met her give it a few years

[da SLUG man]

Oh yes - and drinks the same stuff as me!!!

she'll turn into a fat minger before you know it!!... they always do!!

even the gorgeous slim ones!!

[RodLeach]

Oh yes - and drinks the same stuff as me!!!

Would that be a bacardi an coke myfannway?

[yoshie]

she'll turn into a fat minger before you know it!!... they always do!!

even the gorgeous slim ones!!

Not all been with the good lady 20years and she is still size 8

[darkdezigns]

Would that be a bacardi an coke myfannway?

rod,u sayin yr the only surf in village?lololololololol

[RodLeach]

she'll turn into a fat minger before you know it!!... they always do!!

even the gorgeous slim ones!!

So, What if you start off with a fat minger? will she get slim an pretty?

[RodLeach]

rod,u sayin yr the only surf in village?lololololololol