Not sure that this shouldn't have been in the Jokes section!

[The Kid]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/200...45dbed5_2.html

Don't worry, it's not like TonyN's!

[MudSurfer]

A whole news report about our recent evictee......

[pirate-storm]

does this mean i cant get piratestormed any more oh hell now what am i going to do

[Highlander1]

For over a hundred years police have been given expert advice on how to spot a drunk. Infact in legal terms they are allowed to give their opinion on the subject as experts and have done so since police service was formed. This opinion is deemed to be sufficient.

"Your honour I knew he was drunk because his eyes were glazed, his speach was slurred, he was unsteady on his feet, his breath smelt strongly of intoxicating liquor and he walked around me as though his right foot was nailed to the floor. I therefore formed the opinion that her was drunk.

Doesn't take thousands of pounds of tax payers cash to produce a home office report on that issue. Police work with drunks every day of their service career and quickly become experts.

Yep it's got to be a joke.

[pirate-storm]

For over a hundred years police have been given expert advice on how to spot a drunk. Infact in legal terms they are allowed to give their opinion on the subject as experts and have done so since police service was formed. This opinion is deemed to be sufficient.

"Your honour I knew he was drunk because his eyes were glazed, his speach was slurred, he was unsteady on his feet, his breath smelt strongly of intoxicating liquor and he walked around me as though his right foot was nailed to the floor. I therefore formed the opinion that her was drunk.

Doesn't take thousands of pounds of tax payers cash to produce a home office report on that issue. Police work with drunks every day of their service career and quickly become experts.

Yep it's got to be a joke.

just like a copper also highlander read what you said again m8 how many times do you guys change ya storys

[Highlander1]

just like a copper also highlander read what you said again m8 how many times do you guys change ya storys

Never need to change them much co's every Friday Saturday nights much the same as the last.

[pirate-storm]

Never need to change them much co's every Friday Saturday nights much the same as the last.

no m8 i meant is it a he or her story starts off a he then ends in her

[Highlander1]

Aye thats why I always like pen and paper rather than typing always hit the wrong keys or ones I didn't mean to.

[Woodzie]

Well spotted Will

[pirate-storm]

Well spotted Will

yeah just like coppers aint it change their statements got to watch if i go scotland now highlander will be gunning for me