Here Come The Postwhore Gags, 1,000!!!!!!!

[stormforce]

A sandwich short of a picnic.

did you call Matt??

[POPEYE]

Congratulation's me old -shanket scunner, or may i call you lang
did you get the telegram from Koi?

look what you've done, started the pendant's swinging again

[MattF]

did you call Matt??

You're just the missing sandwich Rich.

[MattF]

not to tightly wrapped!!

Or even 'too'?

[gwh200]

Or even 'too'?

new word............... pedanticity

[smiffy]

Carl,congratulations. Took me 2 years to get 1000. Tart

[MattF]

new word............... pedanticity

That's an improvement on what most people call me.

[The Lang-Shankit Scunner]

Carl,congratulations. Took me 2 years to get 1000. Tart

Well some of us have enough knowledge to help more you see, and some of us are too selfish to help

Ooh look at my winch bumper etc Of course im havin a larf

[sledge]

You're just the missing sandwich Rich.

nah the whole basket

[gwh200]

Well some of us have enough knowledge to help more you see, and some of us are too selfish to help

Ooh look at my winch bumper etc Of course im havin a larf

changed your name to billy ??

[MattF]

I know it's crude, but just looking at the title of this thread in the index, 'postwhore gags' might not have been the best word combination to use.

[MattF]

can some one up top wipe his post record,he could have the 1k pleasure again some day.....

You really are 'special' mate.

[MattF]

Aim too please.............

No, that's 'aim to please'.

[MattF]

Missed the point again matt..DOUGHNUT

There was one?

[Bibs]

There was one?

Well I just gotta say Matt this is the first time I have seen a post or two from you with noooo smilies.......