Here Come The Postwhore Gags, 1,000!!!!!!!

[gwh200]

Yes, I know I'm pleasant cheers.

im present as well (but not usually correct)

[MattF]

im present as well (but not usually correct)

Who you calling a p1ssant?

[gwh200]

(its getting more difficult but here goes..........)


no where did i refer to you as a small spherical object found (usually in limestone)

inother words i m not a ..pisolite

(i didnt know post whoring could be such fun)

[MattF]

That phenolite pedestal is wobbling mate.

[gwh200]

could be worse


my pismo clam might postulate its predicament is precarious
pursuant to its premptive panic

(at being eaten)

[MattF]

could be worse


my pismo clam might postulate its predicament is precarious
pursuant to its premptive panic

(at being eaten)

Poppycock.


(Btw: Premptive)?

[Slugsie]

Hmm, there is obviously some new methodology to talking bollox that I need to learn. I shall study this system with all due diligence, and I am quite sure that you good fellows will demonstrate the way to me.

Yours,

Caterpillar

[gwh200]

Poppycock.


(Btw: Premptive)?

many apologies oh great and wise one

pre emptive

[MattF]

Hmm, there is obviously some new methodology to talking bollox that I need to learn. I shall study this system with all due diligence, and I am quite sure that you good fellows will demonstrate the way to me.

It's just called 'being a shilling short of a pound'.

[MattF]

many apologies oh great and wise one

pre emptive

Bl00dy amateurs. Tut.

[Slugsie]

It's just called 'being a shilling short of a pound'.

Only a shilling, I reckon half of you lot are a full guinea short of a pound!

[MattF]

Only a shilling, I reckon half of you lot are a full guinea short of a pound!

Ah, but would that be a Guinea at face value before or after decimal/metric currency changeover?

[gwh200]

more like three grand short of a mortgage

pepperoni short of a pizza

the possibilities for shortcomings are endless!!!!

[MattF]

A sandwich short of a picnic.

[gwh200]

not to tightly wrapped!!