someone needs help with performance mods

[dieselboy]

i think this person needs some advice on how to do some engine mods, can someone help?

http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm

[yoshie]

I laughed more at the morons who replied asking "is this a joke"
The guys first post lol. Blownjob gets around

[goldy]

that has definitely cheered my day up

[Bouf_2001]

re

I think i may have a bag of building sand in my garage. Never realised its potential.

[onlynik]

I think i may have a bag of building sand in my garage. Never realised its potential.

Only works on petrol engines though

[Bouf_2001]

re

my dreams of more BHP are now shattered.

[Sancho]

Only works on petrol engines though

I've got a petrol engine. Bad luck losers, I'm off to pour some sand in the air intake.

[nero279]

in the words of TonyN bwahahaha

[surfenstein]

BLIMEY THATS A CHEAP TUNING MOD.what a complete tool.he should of mixed cement with the sand first,then a little water then started the engine.instant mini mix and just let it pour out of the exhaust.lmfao i cant believe anyone would do such a thing apart from woodzie.

[dieselboy]

hehe, should of just used stones and big bits of glass

[Woodzie]

BLIMEY THATS A CHEAP TUNING MOD.what a complete tool.he should of mixed cement with the sand first,then a little water then started the engine.instant mini mix and just let it pour out of the exhaust.lmfao i cant believe anyone would do such a thing apart from woodzie.

I resemble that comment .........But you told everyone You Bast ard

[POPEYE]

I think i may have a bag of building sand in my garage. Never realised its potential.

Nah! no good, you need sharp sand, ports out better

[logey79]

anyway, for the polish, he's going to stuff a Mr. Ralph Modjeski descendant into the engine bay!